4 Comments so far

1. Hollie on October 22, 2009 10:51 pm

   try this…
   Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby.
   Unfortunately the baby was born without ears.
   When the mother and baby came home from hospital Johnny’s family were
   invited over to see the new born child.
   Before they left their house, little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and
   explained to him the baby had no ears.
   He also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s
   missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the beating of his
   life when they came back home.
   Little Johnny assured his dad that he understood completely.
   When little Jonny looked into the crib he said, “Oh, what a beautiful
   baby”.
   The mother said “Why thank you Little Johnny”.
   Jonny said “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes”
   “Can he see o.k”?
   “Yes” said the mother, “we are so thankful that the doctor said he will
   have 20/20 vision”.
   “That’s Great” said litttle Johnny, “cuz he’d be f***ed if he needed
   glasses.

2. freegirl on October 22, 2009 11:09 pm

   o.k
   There was a magical mirror in this club.If you talk to it and tell a lie it sucks you in so one day a brunette came in the club and held the mirror and said”I think I’m the pretties girl in the whole wide world” and the mirror sucked her in.
   So the next day a red hair girl went in and said to the mirror.”I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world” and the mirror sucked her in.
   The next day a blond girl went in and told the mirror “I think…” and she was sucked in.
   I don’t mean to be rude to blonds though I like Blonde hair but I thought this joke was funny,hope you liked it

3. John S on October 23, 2009 12:09 am

   The president of the US and Osama have a peace meeting in Iraq. The president goes and meets Osama and as he walks in the office of Osama he notices a desk and a chair accross from the desk and on the arm of Osamas chair were 3 buttons. Osama sits in the desk and bush in the chair. they begin to talk and after a while Osama pushes the 1st button. A glove comes out of the desk and punches Bush in the face. Osama laughs. Bush shrugs it off and continues. After a while longer Osama pushes a second button and a wooden foot comes out of the desk and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Osama is laughing. Bush again rubs it off and continues the talks. Later Osama pushes the 3rd button. and a brick falls from the ceiling and hits Bush on the hand. Osama falls outta his chair laughing. Bush furrious says, “ok thats it. we’ll continue this at the white house. they fly to the white house and bush sits in his chair. and osama goes to sit down in the chair across from bushs desk. and notices 3 buttons on the side of the presidents chair, they begin talkin and after a while bush pushes the 1st button. Osama jumps off his chair… but nothing happens, Bush laughs. they continues the talk and Bush later pushes the second button, again Osama moves away from the chair quickly, and again nothing happens. They continue the meeting and Bush pushes the final button. Osama jumps out of the way and lays low to the floor with his hands covering his head. Bush is falling on the floor laughing. Osama gets up and says “thats it… im outta here. im goin back to Iraq” Bush manages to say thru his laughter… ” What Iraq?”

4. mslsimms on October 23, 2009 12:59 am

   a bear walks into a jamba juice and says, “let me get a strawberry……… surf-rider.” the girl hands him the drink and says,” why the long pause?” the bear holds up his hands and says, ” oh ive always had them.”