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A man calls 911 at 2am because someone is breaking into his shed. The operator tells him its not an emergency and patrols are busy, she would send someone as soon as she can. He hangs up and calls 911 again, tells the operator he just shot a man breaking into his shed. Within 2 minutes 5 cars with Fire and EMT are on scene. One of the officers looks around and says “You said you shot someone”, The man looks at the officer and says “you said you were too busy to come out here”.
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Nice joke! I give it my farmer award. Expect a shiny new donkey in the mail in 6-8 weeks. (Uh, what’s that?) Oh sorry, my legal adviser just told me that I can’t mail live animals. LOL Cute joke anyhow
haha funny…that is sooo true!!!!!!!!!
Funny:)
Cute!
Thanks!
niiiice even as a police officer i still appreciate the humor
Got a better one:
One late night, a police officer drives through McDonalds drive thru for a midnight snack. After he gets his order, he pulls his car to the side to check his bag for missing items, when he notices there is one other car in the parking lot with someone sitting inside.
He gets out of his cruiser to investigate: he knocks on the drivers window and pulls out his flashlight and says, “Your eyes look bloodshot, have you been smoking pot?”
The driver grins and replies back to the cop, “Your eyes look glazed, officer. Have you been eating doughnuts?”
LoL
eh, it’s ok.
Actually had a fellow pull a stunt like this in my town. He called to complain about a loud party, he wanted it shut down. All the officers were busy on other calls. He calls back about 30 minutes later and reports shots fired at the party and that he could see a body on the front lawn. Officers and ambulance responded. No shots were fired, no body on the lawn. He thought he was pretty clever getting everyone out. The City Attorney filed charges for false reporting and the ambulance company sent him an emergency response bill. By the time he was done with attorney fees, fines, and the bill; he was out about five grand. Now that was funny.