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Two women were sitting with their dogs in a veterinarian office waiting room. The larger dog who was a German Shepherd walked up to the other dog, who was a little poodle, and asked it what it was getting done at the vets. The little poodle said he was getting nutured because he had messed around with the beagle next door. The poodle then asked the German Shepherd why he was at the vets. The German Shepherd said he caught his lady master totally naked down on her knees looking for her contact lens, so he mounted her and put it to her. The poodle said, “Oh, so you’re here to get nutured too?” The German Shepherd said, “Nope, getting my nails clipped.”
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As jokes go it is OK! However, I feel there are connotations of subjugation of women that make it so not funny!!!.
Haha! Lol! That was funny! I literally LOL’d from that! Nice.
haha thats kind of funny
he needed his claws clipped coz they dug in when he mounted her hahhah i like it 
ha ha ha!!!
ewww the lady is gonna take it as long as the dog’s nail’s are clipped.
hahaha??
HAAAAHHAA!!!! Lmfao
i am really cracking up!!! HAHA!!!
Umh, Kinda weird, but funny
it weird funny i think.
I liked it
hahah heard that ages ago still a good laff tho
omg thts funny hahah took me a bit but its good
lol funay good u should write jokes for a livin! /////knee slaper/////
I don’t think that it is that funny.
HAHA wait….what?