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Subject: REDNECK VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. ‘A less costly alternative,’ said the doctor, ‘is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.’
The Alabaman said to the doctor, ‘I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.’
‘Trust me,’ said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
’1′
’2′
’3′
’4′
’5′
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina, Florida, and West Virginia
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Yeah, I’ve heard that one before and it’s cute. The girl that didn’t get it… might be one of those kids!!!
it doesn’t work in Florida. Sorry, people are WAY too smart their. They have2 major colleges and expensive houses. Funny though.
i dont get it. at all.
It works in Indiana too only the can starts off ‘down there’ while the neck de rouge uses his right index finger to count off the left fingers!
hahaha cute!
I dont understand it…
Haha I get it! Its quite good! Made me smile!