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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.
“Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to
wash your upper body and feet.” He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, are my
testicles black?”
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises
his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other.Then
she takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir!”
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, Thank
you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely…… Are
- my – tests – results – back?
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LOL! ha ha ha! funny!ROFL! whatever you say/write, it all comes down to this thats a good one!two thumbs up!
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The old one are alwas the good ones….nice one xx
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Hahahahahahaha very good
very very good , told the old man , he was in fit´s of laughter
omgah thats hilariuose!
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Heard it before. But its still a good one.
Incredible!
The best jokes are about misunderstandings…. and genitals.
Great work.
wow i have herd this before but i forgot the end and i never seen it coming it was great.
good one
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that was funny
luv it!!!!lol
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that’s a good one any more
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