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		<title>Drunk &amp; Incapable &#8211; Could this be on my Records?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 23:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, this is rather embarrassing and I&#8217;m *NOT* proud of this, but I got arrested by the police for apparently being being &#8216;drunk &#038; incapable&#8217; the other night (technically yesterday morning it was around 03:00am). All that really happened was that I was taken to hospital in an ambulance with police assistance (the police found [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Making a website for teens with depression. Please please help?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 18:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suffered from horrible depression these past two years and now that i have begun to fight it i have decided to make a website, that can hopefully help other teenagers, like me, fight it too. Being depressed can make you feel so alone and worthless and i hope this website can help them fight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where to go fron here?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 14:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have just realized that i have been being slowly poisoned for 5 years! The story began in 2005 when i moved in to my current residence. I signed my tenancy on 7/7/05, on 25/10/05 i reported a horid smell in the kitchen coming from under the boiler. The housing association sent out a contractor&#8230;.he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>how am i doing today have you laughed yet ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 08:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached [...]]]></description>
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		<title>got an alien question for you guys to answer ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 04:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have begun writing a book days ago and im into chapter 6 and in the story i have 2 guys in the alien ship. One writer and a medical doctor, while the taller aliens are out of there ship. The medical doctor sees where they sleep and saids &#8220;So this is there land of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who else would get angry by this?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2010 10:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My father knows I am gay, and has never seemed to have a problem with it until now. I don&#8217;t know why though &#8211; I never openly bring Boyfriends home or anything and I never discuss anything like that with him. Maybe that&#8217;s why but what a funny way of going about it. Anyway to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>for you tink funny or not?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 07:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sxxual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sxxual disorder clinic. The chief resident is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees as patient mxsturbxating in his room. &#8220;What condition does he have?&#8221; the student asks. &#8220;He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>a warning for all women now guys is this funny yes or no?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a heads up to those friends who haven&#8217;t experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>warning to all women (is this joke funny )?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a heads up to those friends who haven&#8217;t experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Warning For All Women Now is this funny or true you tell me (Sorry it another long joke)?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WARNING FOR ALL WOMEN ! This is a heads up to those friends who haven&#8217;t experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was [...]]]></description>
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