Funny Or Not?

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QUESTION:

Subject: Which is Worse?
True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.
According to the attending nurse, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don’t know what’s worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

9 Comments so far

  1. BJÖRN Deutscher Schäferhund on October 25, 2009 8:54 am

    Quite the dilemma, David!

  2. .. on October 25, 2009 9:52 am

    id pick number 3

  3. puppies. on October 25, 2009 10:33 am

    funny, because he got his just deserts
    he must be a very heavy sleeper, not to feel what she did

  4. Brittany r on October 25, 2009 10:56 am

    that is definitely a truly hilarious and karma granted story! thank you for making my day alittle better!

  5. M G on October 25, 2009 11:53 am

    Maybe he had big fingers

  6. zanzabar on October 25, 2009 12:17 pm

    Funny.

  7. sleepwal on October 25, 2009 12:38 pm

    funny

  8. emocorek on October 25, 2009 1:31 pm

    Well for a guy, number 3.
    Lawl

  9. Chelsurr on October 25, 2009 2:21 pm

    LOL!



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