Funny Or Not?

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Subject: Which is Worse?
True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.
According to the attending nurse, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don’t know what’s worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

9 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: BJÖRN Deutscher Schäferhund

    Quite the dilemma, David!

  2. Medical Jokes: ..

    id pick number 3

  3. Medical Jokes: puppies.

    funny, because he got his just deserts
    he must be a very heavy sleeper, not to feel what she did

  4. Medical Jokes: Brittany r

    that is definitely a truly hilarious and karma granted story! thank you for making my day alittle better!

  5. Medical Jokes: M G

    Maybe he had big fingers

  6. Medical Jokes: zanzabar

    Funny.

  7. Medical Jokes: sleepwal

    funny

  8. Medical Jokes: emocorek

    Well for a guy, number 3.
    Lawl

  9. Medical Jokes: Chelsurr

    LOL!




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