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My girlfriend is very hawt, gorgeous really.We have gone out for a little while now and she loves to tease me and joke with me.
The other day we were in McDonald’s and she went into the bathroom, she turned to me and said “come pretty boi let me fix your make up.Wait, you’re not wearing any make up?Ah, plastic surgery..Bad boi and those skinny jeans?They really tell they world that you’re gay. I heard your ‘boyfriend’ is hot.Hhe has black hair, pretty blue eyes and a really nice smile.You’re boi friend is very kind and respects women, doesn’t he?He never swears and is a really good kisser”
“You seam to like this guy a lot I said” I said with a laugh
“Yes, I do” and she gave me a kiss.
I have black hair and blue eyes, I rarely swear, but I don’t know about the kissing part.I think I fail at kissing. lol.
I’m not gay,I’m not bi. I’m straight..dispite the skinny jeans and t-shirts 2 sizes to small.xd
Do many girls have this good of a sense of humor?
XxBrayden.un.BraydenxX 15. London
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Maybe those tight jeans are the problem.
Haha, I did this a lot with my ex. He let a guy a whole foot shorter than him beat him up. I know I shouldn’t had been laughing, but I was always saying,”Gosh, you’re such a girl… I’m sorry I wasn’t there to beat him up for you hahahaha.” Yeah he’d get pissed but it was funny.
Dude, it’s just a chick thing.
I do the same thing to my bf,
I dont mean anything by it and I’m sure she doesnt either.
and even if she did, it’d be that she thinks it would be hot if you were bi or gay or something along those lines.
Don’t take it personal. =]
fool she just playin my girl callls me gay alot and its funny cause she get mad cause my homies are fukn funny and they fight fro she gets upset casue they say that i love them more and they argue so ya its hella funny but u need to start wearting biger clothes cause maybe ppl thinkk u gay
It’s normal. I do it with my boyfriend all the time. I call him a bit brokeback and he plays along :] Don’t worry about it it’s a compliment. :]
no i do that to my best guy friend.
he hates it!!
but don’t worry, she doesn’t really think you’re gay.
& yay for skinny jeans and small t-shirts!!
That girl is being mean, but you need to get some looser clothing so you don’t look gay.
I do the same to my boyfriend. It’s just fun!
mine did but it got old and anoying..
it’s ok that your g.f jokes at u beying a gay … i joke at my guy.f that they are gays …. its ok
hmmm i joke to my boyfriend about stuff but not necessarily about him being gay b/c he isnt remotely close to looking like it. I do pick at things that relate to him, like that he’s ‘lazy’ and doesn’t want to pick me up and stuff like that..but that is only b/c he mentions it to me jokingly too (he is always saying he’s lazy yet works really hard and studied hard too). Basically, you probably are what we call here in the US, metro (a guy that is straight but has gay tendencies or dresses gay or is wayyyy tooo clean cut).
I think your girlfriend like s you and does have a good sense of humor and is also very outgoing and has a strong character for saying those things jokingly…i dont think she thinks you are gay, but i do think that she is picking at one thing that applies to your personality that she knows is true, but still accepts and finds endearing…like my bf being lazy, i know he isn’t, but at the same time he mentions he is and acts like it sometimes, so i joke, but it doesnt bother me or anything
Anywho, you may want to buy a shirt a bigger size though and make her feel secure…you dont want your gf feeling like she’s a lezbian or dating one of her girls