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Nothing like knock knock unless its perverted I need quick jokes I can shout out loud if they take too long they better be perverted or the friends I’m talking to won’t like it as much unperverted is ok too tho and what are some ways to tell someone their fly is down? There arent that many I know of.
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I have a few that are pretty disturbing but you asked for them so here we go:
- A rooster goes “****-o-doodle-do”. Your mom goes “Any **** will do”.
- Your mom’s like a shotgun : 5 cocks and she’s loaded.
What has 36 teeth and holds back a monster?
A pant zipper
idk I can’t think now sorry for the…vulgar-ness?
uhhh lets see
yo mama like a lamp, 3 yr olds turn her on
you could just run around yelling “Balls!” (like all my guy friends-_-)
if anyone says “you’re a good pal” add at the end “in bed”
for the “fly” ones
the cucumber has left the salad
you’ve got windows in your laptop
you need to bring your tray table to the upright and lock position
i’m talking about shaft, can you dig it?
i thought you were crazy, now i see your nuts
For the fly is down, I always used to say “are you afraid of heights?” then if the person says yes then you say “so is your fly!” … but then if they say no then be like “oh well your fly is…”
uhh.. you can use a lot of yo momma jokes cuz those are always random and awesome… Yo Momma so stupid she threw a cupcake at the ground and she missed! and so on..
Flyin’ low there, captain!
What kind of fish can’t swim?
A dead one!
What kind of horse can’t run?
A dead one!
What kind of bird can’t fly?
A Penguin, you morbid thinker!! <3 (Secretly lmfao’ing)
yeah… i’m tired, lol.
barn doors open, the horse is getting out of the stable, xyz{examine your zipper}…~?~
For the zipper thing, say, “You got a letter in your mailbox” ;]