have you read the blondes medical terminology? (joke)


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BLONDE MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

Artery — Study of paintings
Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria
Barium — What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel — Letter like A.E..I.O.U
Caesarean section — District in Rome
Cat scan — Searching for kitty
Cauterize — Made eye contact with her
Colic — Sheep dog
Coma — A punctuation mark
Congenital — Friendly
D&C — Where Washington is
Diarrhea — Journal of daily events
Dilate — To live long
Enema — Not a friend
Fester — Quicker
Fibula — A small lie
G.I. Series — Soldiers’ ball game
Grippe — Suitcase
Hangnail — Coathook
Impotent — Distinguished, well known
Intense pain — Torture in a teepee
Labor pain — Got hurt at work
Medical staff — Doctor’s cane
Morbid — Higher offer
Nitrate — Cheaper than day rate
Node — Was aware of
Outpatient — Person who had fainted
Pelvis — Cousin of Elvis
Post operative — Letter carrier
Protein — Favoring young people
Rectum — It almost killed him
Recovery room — Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic — Amorous
Scar — Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion — Hiding anything
Seizure — Roman emperor
Serology — Study of knighthood
Tablet — Small table
Terminal illness — Sickness at airport
Tibia — Country in North Africa
Tumor — An extra pair
Urine — Opposite of you’re out
Varicose — Located nearby
Vein — Conceited

10 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: Loki

    Lol, that’s cool

  2. Medical Jokes: Orange and Purple

    Sounds about right.

  3. Medical Jokes: carebear5359

    i love the pelvis one

  4. Medical Jokes: tjw

    Oh dear,oh dear,oh dear.
    Harsh but fair

  5. Medical Jokes: IvaS

    this is hilarious

  6. Medical Jokes: Bea

    LOL!! love it

  7. Medical Jokes: chas_chas_123

    :)

  8. Medical Jokes: DEBORAH S

    ok, funny, and possibly true

  9. Medical Jokes: Miss T

    Seen them before, not bad :)

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