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		<title>How can anyone be happy living in the UK?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 05:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cant leave because i have two children with a British citizen. They were born in the US, but i still cant just go home unless i want to abandon my kids. No woman in her right mind would leave her children. Screens on windows and bathroom plugs. No screens on my windows, which promote [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Should we ditch the NHS?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 00:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The NHS is a joke now, the Doctors and Nurses (who do an excellent job with what they have) are stretched beyond belief, deadly infections such as MRSA are becoming more problematic and common, the Government are cutting funding for the NHS as well, you cant get braces anymore in some cases, also the cancer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is it possible to have my daughter operated on in the UK? ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 21:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Her dad is english, I am irish, and she has lives with me in Ireland. She is on a list to have grommets fitted in both ears, and her operation has been cancelled again due to a lack of beds!! I am so concerned as she has been on several steroids and antibiotics for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great Britain &#8221; will it ever be taken seriously again&#8221;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 09:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;ve heard that Britain is a joke now because its America&#8217;s Lapdog and that our goverment sucks and the healthcare sucks sadly all of that is true so what can Britain do to get back to its glory days again]]></description>
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		<title>Down play christmas are they kidding???</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 05:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was just reading that the goverment said we should down play xmas so the immigrants can fit in better&#8230; Are they joking they take our healthcare ,our benfits and our houses to take santa as well is beyond the joke???]]></description>
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		<title>No free healthcare for people with unhealthy lifestyles?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 03:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20100816/tuk-unhealthy-brits-could-be-denied-free-dba1618.html What do you think about this? I think its a sick joke.Why? Because society has made people that way.Cigarettes are highly addictive and easy to find.You can but them at a young age.If they are so concered about peoples health ban the damn things.2.Alcohol is also very easy to obtain.Theres a pub on every [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>should muslims wearing cloths on their heads be made illegal in england?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[im getting really fed up with people covering up theyre appearance and using religion as an excuse? i coulnt walk into a shop wearing a balaclava. if they come into our country shoulnt they be willing to adapt and mix with society?learn the language. I know some will take this question as racist,to those :your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why do the Americans put up with their pathetic healthcare system?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>medicaljokes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I mean its a joke. Its one of the richest countries in the world and they fail their own people. But hey they can give great healthcare treatment to terrorists in Guantanamo Bay Yes Curtis While many Americans believe we are in one of the top countries for health care, the truth is we are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Out of date jokes &#8211; still funny, well I thought so!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 15:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During the Soviet times, a teacher in Russia was teaching a class of small children about the world they live in. She pointed to a map of the Soviet Union and said: &#8220;This is the Soviet Union. It is a worker&#8217;s paradise where every man and woman has a job. They have decent housing, schools [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pasante Healthcare Condoms Too Tight!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 14:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now straight away im not boasting that i have a abnormally sized penis so don&#8217;t bother with the childish penis size comments. So i&#8217;ve used the flavoured condoms by Pasante Healthcare before and i found them too tight really felt like my penis was being squished into it and well it wasn&#8217;t the most enjoyable [...]]]></description>
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