How About This For A Doctor Doctor Joke?

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Patient: Doctor, Doctor i have a button stuck up my nose!
Doctor: Calm down and breathe through the four little holes!

11 Comments so far

  1. Jose on December 27, 2009 10:53 am

    hahaha that one was awsome nice job

  2. The Saint on December 27, 2009 11:51 am

    Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!
    Sit!
    Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
    I see your point!
    Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
    Well, I ouldn’t start watching any new soap operas!
    Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a telephone.
    Well, take these pills and if they don’t work then give me a ring!
    Doctor, Doctor I’m having trouble with my breathing.
    I’ll give you something that will soon put a stop to that…!

  3. Eru on December 27, 2009 12:28 pm

    It’s pretty good…. but it doesn’t really work because if you try it on someone they might say ‘why couldn’t he just breathe through his mouth?’

  4. ? on December 27, 2009 12:39 pm

    worst joke ever and u had the cheek to say my mike tyson joke was bad. Ive wiped funnier stuff than this of my ***..but since uv apolagised maybe its not the worst joke ever

  5. Lady Joanne on December 27, 2009 1:07 pm

    What if it was one of those buttons without holes on!

  6. Silva on December 27, 2009 1:44 pm

    it’s not funny to me personally but work on someone else

  7. chuppkay on December 27, 2009 2:08 pm

    Very nice

  8. Angel on December 27, 2009 2:23 pm

    Its not that catchy but its funny

  9. Shan on December 27, 2009 3:09 pm

    haha pretty good

  10. Mee Mee on December 27, 2009 3:38 pm

    to be honest that sounds like a toddler made that up

  11. ? Natalie ? on December 27, 2009 4:14 pm

    thats a stupid joke.
    it wasnt even funny!





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