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NO JOKE!! i need tight trim abs before i go to the beach with my friend tomorrow. she is like, really cute and skinny and ugh… perfect and i am …. not. please answer this with a REAL answer nothing like plastic surgery or cardboard abs or you can’t! HELP PLEASE!
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Honestly, I know you said not to tell you that you can’t…But you can’t tone your muscles in one day. There’s no way you can see a difference. Find a really cute cover-up & a flattering bathing suit…That’s the best you can do. Have a good time at the beach =)
its not possible
the only real way how workouts can be most effective is when they are constant
for example, 10-20 push-ups and 30-40 sit-ups every night,
that should build up some upper body muscle if you keep it constant for a few weeks (assuming you don’t have large amounts of body fat)
Pray or buy some fake ones *L*
go to your bathroom and seriouoslly throw up until theres nothing to throw up then go to the store and get some hydoxycut then wait like 20 minutes and throw up some more and like about 16 hours you should start throwing up blood then you should be able to see your abs then you can go to the beach and show off those sexy abs your worked so hard for
IM JUST KIDDING DONT DO THIS IT IS PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY AND FANTASY IMPOSsible
Sorry to say this like everyone else but it’s impossible. The only way you might be able to make it look like you have abs is if you paint some on but either way it’ll look fake.
What by tommorrow if only that was easy ,sorry but thats impossible,just be your own self don’t worry about your abs
work out
im sorry honey its just not possible you have to work your abs 2 times a day everyday for like 2 weeks to get what your asking for sorry
It’s not possible.
Do 500 sit ups and push ups. It will give you a flattish stomach for the day.
impossible sorry!!!
u got the same answer both times u asked this question, it is impossible.
ohhh start doing crunches as of now and like dont stop till you leave tomorrow
hahahahhahahahahahahahha that not gonna happen…bwahahahahahhahaha
Ducktape.
So, realisticly, thats not possible.
You should’ve thought ahead of time.
It is not really possible, but do some sit-ups and things like that 4 a few hours. ur gonna get sore, but it wil help a little.
you can’t do anything within one day
ok this is quite extreame so don’t sue lol. get in bed and find some kind off prop so ur feet are like 12 inches off the bed. u should feel it in ur stomach. now, maybe if u cn sleep like that you’ll wake up tomorrow lookin “totally ripped” [sorry, itz an american phase i wntd to try out...oh i sound so bloody stupid lol]