How Do I Get Really Nice Abs By Tomorrow!?

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QUESTION:

NO JOKE!! i need tight trim abs before i go to the beach with my friend tomorrow. she is like, really cute and skinny and ugh… perfect and i am …. not. please answer this with a REAL answer nothing like plastic surgery or cardboard abs or you can’t! HELP PLEASE!

18 Comments so far

  1. lizzie on January 24, 2010 1:55 pm

    Honestly, I know you said not to tell you that you can’t…But you can’t tone your muscles in one day. There’s no way you can see a difference. Find a really cute cover-up & a flattering bathing suit…That’s the best you can do. Have a good time at the beach =)

  2. mike J on January 24, 2010 2:36 pm

    its not possible
    the only real way how workouts can be most effective is when they are constant
    for example, 10-20 push-ups and 30-40 sit-ups every night,
    that should build up some upper body muscle if you keep it constant for a few weeks (assuming you don’t have large amounts of body fat)

  3. Taterbug on January 24, 2010 3:14 pm

    Pray or buy some fake ones *L*

  4. lops on January 24, 2010 3:48 pm

    go to your bathroom and seriouoslly throw up until theres nothing to throw up then go to the store and get some hydoxycut then wait like 20 minutes and throw up some more and like about 16 hours you should start throwing up blood then you should be able to see your abs then you can go to the beach and show off those sexy abs your worked so hard for
    IM JUST KIDDING DONT DO THIS IT IS PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY AND FANTASY IMPOSsible ;)

  5. Ana on January 24, 2010 4:21 pm

    Sorry to say this like everyone else but it’s impossible. The only way you might be able to make it look like you have abs is if you paint some on but either way it’ll look fake.

  6. acidstar on January 24, 2010 5:20 pm

    What by tommorrow if only that was easy ,sorry but thats impossible,just be your own self don’t worry about your abs

  7. juiicyba on January 24, 2010 6:02 pm

    work out

  8. SiLy gOoSeS on January 24, 2010 6:22 pm

    im sorry honey its just not possible you have to work your abs 2 times a day everyday for like 2 weeks to get what your asking for sorry

  9. heather on January 24, 2010 6:25 pm

    It’s not possible.

  10. kaytay on January 24, 2010 6:58 pm

    Do 500 sit ups and push ups. It will give you a flattish stomach for the day.

  11. .:xxRach on January 24, 2010 7:06 pm

    impossible sorry!!!

  12. deion s on January 24, 2010 7:42 pm

    u got the same answer both times u asked this question, it is impossible.

  13. rblets on January 24, 2010 8:31 pm

    ohhh start doing crunches as of now and like dont stop till you leave tomorrow

  14. jayme on January 24, 2010 8:33 pm

    hahahahhahahahahahahahha that not gonna happen…bwahahahahahhahaha

  15. bunnysta on January 24, 2010 9:21 pm

    Ducktape.
    So, realisticly, thats not possible.
    You should’ve thought ahead of time.

  16. charity_ on January 24, 2010 9:46 pm

    It is not really possible, but do some sit-ups and things like that 4 a few hours. ur gonna get sore, but it wil help a little.

  17. Rebecca on January 24, 2010 10:30 pm

    you can’t do anything within one day

  18. kate O on January 24, 2010 11:08 pm

    ok this is quite extreame so don’t sue lol. get in bed and find some kind off prop so ur feet are like 12 inches off the bed. u should feel it in ur stomach. now, maybe if u cn sleep like that you’ll wake up tomorrow lookin “totally ripped” [sorry, itz an american phase i wntd to try out...oh i sound so bloody stupid lol]




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