How Funny Are These Jokes?


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Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
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In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
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At a Proctologist’s door:
“To expedite your visit please back in.”
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On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
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On another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..”
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On a Church’s Billboard:
“7 days without God makes one weak.”
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
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At a Towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
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On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
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On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”
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At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
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On a Taxidermist’s window:
“We really know our stuff.”
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On a Fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”
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At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
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In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
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At the Electric Company
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”
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In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
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At a Propane Filling Station:
“Thank heaven for little grills.”
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And don’t forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak.
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My friend emailed me these jokes and they made me laugh! Just thought I’d post them here to see what you thought and hopefully to make you laugh as well! Have a good day!

14 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: Moe-moe

    wow way to go girl good job you really did hit the spot with this one good looking out because you really do rocks i just can not stop laughing at because i just love it sooooooooooooo much and plus i had almost wet my pants for laughing so hard and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it cheers lol 10/10.

  2. Medical Jokes: snowjame

    for the love of god….use a condom every time.

  3. Medical Jokes: I 69 Her

    not really man.

  4. Medical Jokes: 1truthse

    These are great! Thanks!

  5. Medical Jokes: tmc_oreo

    they’re funny thanx

  6. Medical Jokes: lawman10

    verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny

  7. Medical Jokes: You have a question

    pretty funny

  8. Medical Jokes: mom o 3

    lol

  9. Medical Jokes: sarahbel

    lol!
    those are pretty funny

  10. Medical Jokes: SnapeGer

    lol.

  11. Medical Jokes: kitty_17

    some funny some not

  12. Medical Jokes: Dartman

    lol

  13. Medical Jokes: swweeettttt x3

    hahah those r funny

  14. Medical Jokes: Tony & Pauline A

    most of them are funny and clever





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