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Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter [Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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Sorry girl, didn’t read all of it.
oh wow they are bad jokes but funny to read. i have a sense of humor for anything. I give them 8 out of 10
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0/10
They made me giggle :’)
9.5/10, definitely.
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They all suck, and im easy to make laugh
The problem with your “question” is – these are NOT jokes ,they`re headlines from newspapers.
How about some of the unintentionally funny notices you see around the World ?
In the run-up to the last US election :-
“Lesbians against Bush”
Seen in a Hotel :-
“All the water in the Hotel has been personally passed by the Manager”
A road sign marked “Keep Right” with an arrow pointing Left !
A sign over a photographers in the US :-
“Have the kids shot for Dad , $24.95″
http://www.headlinehumor.com/signs.htm
kids make nutritious snacks, that may be but i couldnt eat a whole one (9)
okay there a bit bland but still funny
Yup. I’d give them 8/10.
some of them were cheesy, didnt read all of them though but i give them a um… 5/10. some made me chuckle if that makes it better!