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Doctor looks at his patient and says, “You look awful. Why?”
Patient:”You know that medicine you told me to take for three days then skip a day? Well, all that skipping wore me out.”
Patient to nurse: “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.”
Nurse: “Have you ever seen a doctor?”
Patient: “No, just spots.”
Rumor has it that when Paris Hilton goes to the doctor for an x-ray, because she’s so thin, the doctor doesn’t use the machine, he just holds her up to the light.
Sorry, that’s all I got, Nigel
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