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Anyone know of a quirky poem or short song about liposuction or saggy boobs? (NO JOKE). A short funny story of why I would want this surgery (can be made up, but I can only pcik one of the surgeries). I need something catchy (not dirty) and rememberable to win. I haven’t decided which surgery to send in, that’s why I need both topics. Help me, I am having writer’s block!
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I look so fair in the midnight air
With the wind blowing up my nightie!
But my **** hang loose
Like the balls on a moose
And they look like *God Almighty*.
OR
My friends and family have gotten used
to the fat around my middle.
But the Roly-poly won’t go away,
Instead of diets, I just piddle.
If we suck that fat right out of my skin
Then where it goes will be a riddle.
These are the best I can do on short notice. Good luck!