http://www.freemedicaljokes.com/i-am-trying-to-win-a-radio-contest-for-plastic-surgery-pick-your-plastic/ Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:18:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.freemedicaljokes.com/i-am-trying-to-win-a-radio-contest-for-plastic-surgery-pick-your-plastic/comment-page-1/#comment-2590 barrelro Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:46:48 +0000 http://www.freemedicaljokes.com/i-am-trying-to-win-a-radio-contest-for-plastic-surgery-pick-your-plastic/#comment-2590 I look so fair in the midnight air With the wind blowing up my nightie! But my **** hang loose Like the balls on a moose And they look like *God Almighty*. OR My friends and family have gotten used to the fat around my middle. But the Roly-poly won't go away, Instead of diets, I just piddle. If we suck that fat right out of my skin Then where it goes will be a riddle. These are the best I can do on short notice. Good luck! I look so fair in the midnight air
With the wind blowing up my nightie!
But my **** hang loose
Like the balls on a moose
And they look like *God Almighty*.
OR
My friends and family have gotten used
to the fat around my middle.
But the Roly-poly won’t go away,
Instead of diets, I just piddle.
If we suck that fat right out of my skin
Then where it goes will be a riddle.
These are the best I can do on short notice. Good luck!

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