cialis uk forum One night, Nat finally awakens, and signals for his wife to come closer. ‘Frannie,’ he says, ‘You’ve been with me through so many hard times. When I was fired, you were there to comfort me. When I started my own business, and it failed, you were there with me. When I had the skiing accident, you where there. When I got sick, you were still there. You know what, honey? I think you’re bad luck!’
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‘On Saturday, I pretended I was a Gentile nurse,’ confided the first.
‘How did you do that?’ asked her friend.
‘I slept with a Jewish doctor.’
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Four men are walking in the desert. The German says: ‘I’m tired and thirsty. I must have a beer!’
The Italian says: ‘I’m tired and thirsty. I must have wine!’
The Mexican says: ‘I’m tired and thirsty. I must have tequila!’
The Jew says: ‘I’m tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.’
HEY NADINE, the Plotnick joke is one of my all-time favourites, thanks for that, am sure everyone will love it!
Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin, 1935. ‘Herr Altmann,’ said his secretary, ‘I notice you’re reading DER STURMER! I can’t understand why you’re carrying a Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist or self-hating Jew?’
‘On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I read the Jewish papers, all I learn about are the pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read DER STURMER, I see so much more: that we Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we’re on the verge of taking over the entire world!! You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!’
DA MAN – you are NOT ‘dumb’!!!