8 Comments so far

1. punk_pie on January 5, 2010 5:14 pm

   knock knock
   “whos there”
   i eat mop
   “i eat mop who?”
   hahahahahaha
   say it over until you get it and then try it on someone else its HILARIOUS!!! lol
   

2. scrubbag on January 5, 2010 5:27 pm

   An oldie.
   A hippie goes into a Catholic church, his first visit to one. During the service, the priest walks down the aisle, swinging a smoking censer which has burning incense in it. The hippie looks at him, smiles and say “ Hey man, I love your gown, it’s the coolest, but hey, I gotta tell you, your purse is on fire”

3. Harsh on January 5, 2010 6:12 pm

   I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
   It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
   I’m not 50–I’m 18 with 32 years’ experience.
   Goodbye tension. Hello pension.
   I am in shape. Round’s a shape.
   Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
   Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

4. majoungp on January 5, 2010 7:04 pm

   how do you make a tissue dance?
   put a little boogie in it
   what do you get when you cross a black person and a vietnamese?
   vinegar

5. lil fish on January 5, 2010 7:10 pm

   knock knock
   who’s there?
   cargo
   cargo who?
   car go beep beep

6. Bebang on January 5, 2010 7:49 pm

   hey babe, do you work at subway?
   ’cause you just gave me a footlong.
   you know what would look good on you?
   me!

7. qwert zaqwert on January 5, 2010 8:25 pm

   two guys walk into a bar, the second should have noticed… LOL
   its a metal bar, not the public beer stand…

8. Sam H on January 5, 2010 9:11 pm

   you look hot in the shirt but it would look better on my bedroom floor!