Comments on: I Need A Quick Laugh. Tell Me Some Good Stupid Little One Liners. ?

By: Sam H

Sam H — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:11:04 +0000

you look hot in the shirt but it would look better on my bedroom floor!

By: qwert zaqwert

qwert zaqwert — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:25:37 +0000

two guys walk into a bar, the second should have noticed… LOL
its a metal bar, not the public beer stand…

By: Bebang

Bebang — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:49:18 +0000

hey babe, do you work at subway?
’cause you just gave me a footlong.
you know what would look good on you?
me!

By: lil fish

lil fish — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:10:20 +0000

knock knock
who’s there?
cargo
cargo who?
car go beep beep

By: majoungp

majoungp — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:04:08 +0000

how do you make a tissue dance?
put a little boogie in it
what do you get when you cross a black person and a vietnamese?
vinegar

By: Harsh

Harsh — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:12:53 +0000

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
I’m not 50–I’m 18 with 32 years’ experience.
Goodbye tension. Hello pension.
I am in shape. Round’s a shape.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

By: scrubbag

scrubbag — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:27:20 +0000

An oldie.
A hippie goes into a Catholic church, his first visit to one. During the service, the priest walks down the aisle, swinging a smoking censer which has burning incense in it. The hippie looks at him, smiles and say “ Hey man, I love your gown, it’s the coolest, but hey, I gotta tell you, your purse is on fire”

By: punk_pie

punk_pie — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:14:30 +0000

knock knock
“whos there”
i eat mop
“i eat mop who?”
hahahahahaha
say it over until you get it and then try it on someone else its HILARIOUS!!! lol