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there is a chinese, mexican, and a white man standing at the top of a skyscraper. the white man says to throw off something that your country has too much of. the chinese says “we eat too much rice.’ he throws rice off the skyscraper. the mexican says “we eat too much burritos.” he throws burritos. the white man grabs the mexican and pushes him off. he says “we have too many mexicans.”
what do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? they get laid all over the country.
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mummy mummy give me a spoon quick
why son
the budgies been sick and daddy`s getting all the big bits.
mummy mummy daddy`s fell on the fire
quick son grab his wallet.
daddy daddy i dont want to go to australia
shut up and keep digging
mummy mummy are pans people robots
no son why
daddy said he`d love to screw the arse off them
A man is doing some gardening, unable to find his rake he waves to his wife once he has her attention he points to his eye then his knee then makes a raking motion, meaning i need a rake. his wife points to her eye then shows her breast then points to her bum and then points to her vagina. the man is shocked and runs upstairs and says, “i was just asking for the rake, what’s wrong with you!” she repeats the actions with commentary, “eye, left tit, behind, the bush”!!!.
A man is on a quiz show, and the next question he is asked is, “Who was behind the great train robbery?”
He replies, “I’ll just take the money.”
“What?” asks the host. “Are you stupid?”
“Maybe,” answers the man. “But I’m not a f*cking tattle-tale.”
Two Dyslexics locked in a room………
One said “Can you smell gas?”
The other said ,”I can’t even smell my own name”
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Three blondes walk into a forest and soon find a pair of tracks.
The first blonde says: “I think they’re deer tracks.”
The second blonde says: “No, I think they’re bear tracks.”
The third blonde says: “You’re both wrong! They’re bird tracks!”
Then the train missed them by a wisker.
A little old lady entered the sex shop and asked in a quivering voice, “Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-dildos h-here?” The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady’s appearance in his shop, answered “Uh, yes, ma’am. We do.” The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, “D-do y-you ha-aave any ab-bb-bout th-this l-long?” “Well, yes ma’am, we do. We have several that size.” Forming a 5″ circle with her fingers, she then asked, “A-are an-nny ofth-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?” “Well… Yes, a few of them are about that big.” “D-do aa-ny of th-them ha-ave a vv-ii-bra-a-ator?” “Yes, Ma’am, one of them does.” “W -Wel-ll, h-how d-do y-you t-turn it off?”
whats the last thing a fly sees before he dies when he smashes into your windscreen his ass
Q:Why should we cut the sides of a medicine?
A:To remove side effects
Q: Why does Santa laughs when he saw a truck pulled by a truck by a rope?
A:Because he thinks ‘ two truck are hired for carrying a rope’.
the teacher asks the child ‘Name any five creatures living in water? ‘
A: TWO FROGS AND THREE FISH
what do you do if a bird poops on your windscreen?
dont take her out again hahaha
the seven dwrafs were in a bath feeling happy, so happy got out and left
what did the egg say the the boiling water? sorry i cant get hard i just got laid hahaha
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