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1. Medical Jokes: Conan

   Here is a.joke a little old ,.. before reading the punchline can you guess it?
   Jack and Jill were working for this company. The company had run
   into some bad times and the guy that owned the company was going
   to have to lay either Jack or Jill off. He really couldn’t decide
   which one to lay off because they were both really good workers.
   One day, he decided which ever one of them came back from lunch
   first, he was going to lay off. Sure enough, here came Jill up
   the front stairs. As she entered the front door, he walked up
   to her and said, “Listen Jill, I’m really sorry but I’m going to
   have to either lay you or Jack off.”
   Jill replied,
   “Well you’re going to have to jack off cause I got a
   headache……..”

2. Medical Jokes: Mikey

   Two men are in a bar. One says to the other, “So how’s your sex life?”
   “Not too good” his friend answers “Every time we have sex, she loses interest half-way through. It’s very frustrating.”
   The first man says, “I know what you mean. I used to have the same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply fired the starter pistol. It gave her such a shock that she got all excited, and couldn’t get enough. I wish I’d done it years ago!”
   “Really?” says his friend “I think I’ll try that.”
   The next day they’re back in the bar again. The first man says, “How did it go with the starter pistol?”
   “Terrible!” replies his friend “I bought the pistol, went straight home and we got down to doing a little 69. As usual, she lost interest half way through, so I fired the bloody starter pistol, just like you said.”
   “So??” the first man says, “What happened?”
   “What happened?!!” says his friend “She bit my ****, sh*t on my face, and a naked bloke came out of the wardrobe with his hands up!”

3. Medical Jokes: Nil

   Try this one
   An Arab went to an ambassy.The officer there asked him his name.The Arab said him.Then the officer asked him’”Sex?”. The Arab answered him,”3 times a day.”
   The officer said,”No i mean male or female?”
   The Arab replied,”Doesnt matter”.

4. Medical Jokes: Jeff

   A father takes his little girl into the Barber Shop with him when he goes to get his haircut. The little girl brings a “Twinkie” in with her to eat while she is waiting. The Barber looks over at her and tells her, “you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie.” The little girl excitedly replies, “Yeah, I know. And I’m gonna get big boobs too!”
   (it may take a moment for some of you).