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Every time I have CT, X-RAy, MRI and/or Ultrasound, I get different results and seems that no one knows what they are talking about. Can you tell me or give me an idea using simple words. (please do not tell me to ask my Doctor or give me any non-sense answer)
Here I go: Mosaic Perfusion, Mosaic Attenuation, Hypoechoic Nodules of Liver, Complex Cyst w/protenaceous liq., Cystadenoma of Biliary, echogenic liver, echogenic kidney, fat infultration, infiltrated liver, benign cyst, 45mm hypoechoic nodules of liver.
It is driving me crazy not knowing what is going on. Of course I have symptoms (chest pain, lower and mid abdomen, lower back, under armpit and under ribcage)
Please just give me your opinion. (can it be cancer? how serious can it be? it is commum symptoms and diagnosis? why radiology use terms that makes things so confused?
thank you

2 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: midnight

    On the reports they have to use the medically correct terms. I dont know everything that they are saying, but you should b e able to google each word or look in a medical dictionary to learn its meaning. Then put together what all that means.
    The first person is right though, its a lil complicated. But going this way you will learn a lot and hopefully come to a conclusion about what they are saying.

  2. Medical Jokes: freshbli

    From my experience, this is my rule of thumb, if no one has said cancer so far, thats not what they are looking for….though it looks like they are looking at something complicated, which is why I’m guessing no one has been able to give you a definitive answer so far.
    If you could appreciate how complicated these things are that they are looking at truly are, you would understand why the terms are so confusing. I took a couple classes in physiology a while back, and its mind blowing, really.
    I hope you are able to find out what is going on, and able to find a course of action which restores your health.
    Good Luck





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