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1: As Jacko was in the ambulance fighting for his life, the doctor said “i think we should start with CPR?”, the paramedic said “i think we should start with a heart massage”, the driver said “no, we should start with an adrenaline drip”…….. then Jacko, gasping for breath said”**** me…… You wanna be starting something……..”
2: Michael Jackson is to lie in state, apparently the o2 have said they have 50 dates available!!! (UK)
3: Michael Jackson died after discovering that Boyz to Men were a band and not a delivery service!!!
4: “”"NEWSFLASH!!!”"” Gary Glitter has made a world record bid to buy Michael Jacksons computer!!!
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Farrah Fawcett got to heaven and St. Peter gave her one wish. She said she hoped all the worlds children would be safe.
5 hours later Micheal Jackson died
BREAKING NEWS, Jacko aint dead, he’s been found on a childrens ward having a stroke
As Micheal Jackson is 99.9% plastic he will not be cremated. He’ll be melted down into lego blocks so kids can still play with him
Micheal Jackson’s ghost has been seen haunting childrens wards all over the world. It appears that even in death he will continue to try and put the willies up small children
Reports said that Jacko was killed by a pushchair but police say it’s too early to blame it on the buggy.
Jacko didn’t want to be cremated,he wanted to be recycled into carrier bags so he could stay white,plastic and still be dangerous to children.
hahahaha really lol.
i agree with you if people are offended why do they still read the messages .
some people are just born miserable and wouldn’t laugh if they saw a chair walking .
i bet they laughed at the jade goody jokes though .
the first ones bad, but that’s just human nature the last 3 are just thrillers,i will laugh but some people might get offended and tell you to beat it,carry on its only humour what god blessed us with,anyway what about us ,,,
I like Micheal Jackson but i heard someone say this
. Q) Were does Micheal Jackson belong ?
. A) In the rubbish dump where they put all plastic.
you get a 20% dicount on the jackson 4 comeback tour.
at least jacko can play with baby jesus now.
hes got to be burried you seen the smoke plastic makes when you burn it.
The recession is hitting hard, even the Jackson 5 had to let one go…
Don’t mind Jacko jokes but they suck
LMAO
i don’t mind the jokes but these are LAAAAMMMEEEE!!!
that is the best joke i have heard on here all day mate ,,, keep them coming