joke about a male patient and a student nurse please read this!!!!!!!!?


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male patient is lying in bed in the
hospital, wearing a oxygen mask

over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a

partial sponge bath. “Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask.
“Are my

testicles black?”Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know,

Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”He struggles to ask

again, “Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?”Concerned that
he

may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his

testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back thecovers. She

raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the

other. Then, she takes a close look and says, There’s nothing wrong with

them, Sir!”The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very

slowly,” Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very

closely……A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s – b a c k?

11 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: Ivan S

    LOL

    HILARIOUS!

  2. Medical Jokes: crazy4broadway

    HA!!!!!! Hilarious! got any more?

  3. Medical Jokes: Nathan B

    Hehe, excellent.

  4. Medical Jokes: Jessica

    hahahaha thats hilarious

  5. Medical Jokes: Cyclones3 (PSN ID)

    LOL

  6. Medical Jokes: Hannah

    omg haha!!1

  7. Medical Jokes: ~*cliquequeen*~

    wow that was freckin funny!

  8. Medical Jokes: MESHEL T

    Lol…that was funny i just told my mom she burst out laughing

  9. Medical Jokes: Leili W

    gross n funny…

  10. Medical Jokes: Still Doll

    looooove it!!! that was HILARIOUS!!!

  11. Medical Jokes: Blondmusic

    LOL





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