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Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St Peter, “As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children.” St Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, “As a psychiatrist I helped thousands of people live better lives.” St Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, “I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care.” St Peter replies, “You may enter. But,” he adds, “you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell.”
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Nice. Star! Here’s a heaven joke for ya:
Three guys died when they got to the pearly gates St Peter met them and said ” I know you guys are forgiven because your here but before you get into heaven I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in heaven as it is soo big”.
St Peter asks the first guy : How long were you married ? he replies 24 years.
Did u ever cheat on your wife ? asks St Peter
The guy said, “Yeah, 7 times, but you said I was forgiven.”
Peter said, “Yeah, but that’s not too good. Here’s a Skoda to drive.
The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter and says, “I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year, so we really worked it out.”
Peter said, “I’m pleased to hear that; here’s your Mondeo.”
The third guy walked up and said, ” Peter , I know what you’re going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn’t even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!”
Peter said, “That’s what I like to hear. Here’s a Jaguar!”
A little while later, the two guys with the Mondeo and the Skoda saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden pavement, so they went to see what was the matter.
When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said,
“I just saw my wife; she was on a skateboard!
ha