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Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home.
Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind
the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before
they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks,
“Do you know what I miss most of all?”
She asks,
“What?”
“Sex!!” he replies.
Mildred exclaims, “Why you old fart. You couldn’t get it up if I held a
gun to your head!”
“I know,” Harold says, “but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.”
“Well, I can oblige,” says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where
they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold’s manhood.
Then one night Harold didn’t show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.
She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by
the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold’s
manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, “You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don’t have?”
Old Harold smiled happily and replied,
“Parkinson’s.”
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I have been telling that joke for years now.. It always gets a laugh or a groan not a lot of middle ground…. Very funny joke
good one
That’s kinda not nice !!
lmao!!!
Hilarious.
Good one!
lol
lol finally someone has the answer to that question
omg thats really funny
kudos for u.
lmfao. this one got sent to everyone i know.
thanks for the laugh…again!!!
lol.