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Tricky goes to a doctor because he thinks his p*nis is simply way too long. It makes it hard to get into clothes comfortably; it sometimes scares the ladies too. It also seems to impair his speech.
After his consultation and exam, the doctor schedules him for surgery to shorten his p*nis a remarkable seven inches, leaving seven in place.
The patient says, ” Dddoctor, ddo yyyooou tthhink I willll bbbe hhapppy aafterr tthhe ssssurggery?”
The doctor assures him he’ll find the normal life easier to deal with and the surgery is performed.
But at the post-operative visit, the patient says, “Doctor, I can’t believe I lost my studder since the surgery! It is remarkable. But, I have to say I do miss the extra length! Is there anyway you could re-attach what you took off?”
“Nnnooooo wwwaaayyyyy mmmmmate!,” replied the doctor!
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LOL!! Tricky, you’re always bragging! 14″ ???
Ha ha very good, cocky little so & so…
ALLLLRIGHT. Took a LONG time to get to the punchline. But now you are AHEAD.
OMG I laughed my a*s off. didnt see that one
In honour of organ donor week, no doubt.
OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
didn’t see that coming ha ha and 14inchs is hard to miss tee hee hee
Like that one .
first of all NO man in his right mind would take that off!!! i’m a woman i know; i’d also enjoy! and that joke was verry lame!
lol bloody great lol
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
funny :]
ha…ididnt see that coming…
hahahahahahahahhah ……i like it
haha I LOVE IT
Very very good not what I expected ha ha ha
A big laugh here.
I love it man i think it is a good joke surgery you really rock this one man good job and way to go i just can not stop laughing at your joke you really hit the spot with this one.
good 1 lol 10/10
that was a really gay joke…?
hahahah 10/10 + a extra 100
o.O
okay…i’m not laughing because it really isn’t that funny…