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A teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Chivas fan.
Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they’re Chivas fans too, except ONE kid, named Nacho.
The teacher looks at Nacho and says, “Nacho, you’re not a Chivas fan?”
He says, “Nope. I’m a America fan!” She says, “Well, why are you a America fan and not a Chivas fan?”
Nacho says, “Well, my mom is a America fan, and my dad is a America fan, so I’m a America fan.”
The teacher’s not real happy, so she says, “Well, if your mom’s an idiot and your dads an idiot, then what would you be?!”
Nacho says, “Then I’d be a Chivas fan!”
-En que se parece el America a santa claus?
En que solo los niños y los pendejos creen en el.
-Porke le dicen a las Chivas el micro-ondas?
porke cocinan 11 pollos en 90 minutos
-Porke al America le dicen la ley?
porke los violan a cada rato
-Porke al America le dicen “Paquita la del Barrio”?
porke llena estadios para hacer llorar a todos
-Porke le dicen a la porra del america, La Monumental, Charly Chaplin? porque no se le escucha pero si la ves te cagas de risa.
-Porke le dicen al America, television China?
porke no ay ningun tecnico ke la pueda arreglar
**bonus**
-Porke le dicen a la porra del Atlante, las tortugas ninjas?
porke solomente ay cuatro
XD
son todos los k me se….BA? hehe
whats the difference between un poster del Atlas Campeon a un poster del Atlas actual.
En que era a blanco y n.egro porque no salían aun las fotos de colores.
Another futbol joke:
Había una vez un jugador tan pero tan malo que metio un gol y en la repetición lo fallo.
that nacho guy__craks me up..!!!
i like Ticallion Stallion’s better!!!
dude’s hilarious
oh!
i thought of one>>>
we should make a joke about the usnt!!!
oh wait___they are already a joke.
Cual es la diferencia entre un loco y una put@(carls)????????
Al loco le pasan mil cosas por la cabeza, y a la puta(carls) le pasan mil cabezas por la cosa!!!!!!!!!!
What does a Salvador Cabanas and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks
Not to insult Cabanas he is a great player.
Porke detuvieron al America en el aueropuerto??
Por exceso de maletas
ahahahaha xD
BA TICALLION
Your joke and Nacho’s are the funniest.
Edit : Ticallion got this. haha.
… your gay barcelona 187
LOL, GOOD 1
El doctor le dijo a Carls que no tiene verga
DAmn, i got no jokes
carls pinche joto