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An old lady walks into a plastic surgeon’s office and tells him she wants a facelift. He says “Well, we have three models. The first is for $1000 and is guaranteed for one year, the second is $3000 and is guaranteed for 3 years and the last is $5000 and it is guaranteed for 5 years.”
The old lady says “Well tell me about them.”
The doctor says, “For $1000 you are going to get a half-*** job that you pay very little for.”
She responds, “Forget that one, what about the next one.”
He explains, “For $3000 we do a much better job and pay close attention to detail, but it is only guaranteed for 3 years.”
The lady says, “No, that’s no good either, what about the last one.”
The doctor replies, “For $5000 you are going to get the best facelift with a feature that is on the cutting edge of plastic surgery. There will be a screw attached to the back of your head and if you notice your face sagging, just come back in and we will tighten the screw.”
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very funny, thanks for the laugh!
Grandma…Is that you….
lol…have a star!
hahaha…
are you being naughty again? i like it!!
good one
hahahaha
liked man….
Star Awarded….
good one. very good.
Guess she should just leave well enough alone.
I don’t get it……….