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By: The Saint

The Saint — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:16:38 +0000

Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other,
“I’m the luckiest guy in the world”.
“Why is that?” said the other tramp.
“Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days.”
The other tramp said, “That was pretty good, but I think I’m the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days.”
“Jesus”, said the first tramp. “You are the luckiest guy; did you get a bIowjob, too?”
“Well”, the other tramp said, “No, I never found her head.”

By: babyboom

babyboom — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:04:16 +0000

Hobo traveling thru countryside stops at widows house and does some chores in exchange for food. She invites him to spend the night as she would have more work for him to do next day. As they were preparing to get into the only bed she places a pillow in middle to keep the sides of bed seperated. Next day they were both working in the yard when a gust of wind blows her bonnet off and over a fence. Hobo says, “I’ll get it for you mam.” She says “Never mind, I will get it myself, if you can’t climb over a pillow, there is no way you can climb over that fence.”
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A hobo knocked on the back door of a house and asked for a bite to eat. “Go away,” said the lady of the house, “I never feed hobos.” “That’s all right, lady,” said the hobo, “I’ll feed myself.”