This Question From X-ray Jokes | 17 Answers
Keep Taking the Medicine
Patient: It’s been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.
Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?
Patient: I sure did – the bottle said ‘keep tightly closed.’
What Vision
Amy to X-ray technician after swallowing some money: ‘Do you see any change in me?’
Quick Diagnosis
Nurse: ‘Doctor, Doctor the man you’ve just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do?’
Doctor: ‘Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!’
Eating Disorder
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter’s strange eating habits. ‘All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?’
‘Eventually,’ said the Doctor, ‘she will rise and shine.’
17 Comments so far
Medical Jokes | Medicine Jokes - Support WordPress
You can syndicate both the entries using
Medical Jokes RSS Feeds and the Joke Comments Feed
Affordable College Degree || Online Colleges || Medical Degrees || Health Care Collges
Funny lol
hahahaha
Good ones
Good, but the Eating Disorder is hitting the spot: Rating: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I did not think there were any more good doctor jokes left.
sweet…
Very funny – eating disorder lol
haha those r gud uns x
ha ha ha funny
great! lol
hahaha the eating disorder made me burst out laughing. lol
lol . lots better than earlier
Barrum Pish!
Very good
L O L 10/10 x
I liked those they are good.
Good ones. I enjoyed them. Thanks.