Comments on: Lawyer Jokes For A Quick Laugh…?

By: babyboom

babyboom — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:26:37 +0000

They both are soooo funny!!!! LOL!!! Here’s a couple for you:
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … No.”
The lawyer interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
“Or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”
The humiliated United Way replied, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?”
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
“But why?” asks the man.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

By: sexy girl

sexy girl — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:53:03 +0000

ur good with ur lawers …… my dad is one i cant wait to tell him xx
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i just told my mum shes like dont tell your father !!!!

By: Pinklova

Pinklova — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:47:00 +0000

i like the first one a lot! i don’t get the 2nd one. could u please explain it?

By: TwiTard

TwiTard — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:15:52 +0000

that’s funny! i love em both!

By: omggirll

omggirll — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:06:11 +0000

the first one was funney the second one sucked

By: Kaninchen loves roses

Kaninchen loves roses — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:49:32 +0000

Good ones, I liked the first one the best- ouch, that must have been embarrassing for him!- but the second one is cool too. Thanks for those!

By: Kristen B

Kristen B — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:25:47 +0000

LOLL nice ones read some of my jokes:http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?…http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?…

By: Samuel B.

Samuel B. — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 12:53:59 +0000

The first one is (to me) almost similar to the the joke about the bathing woman mistaking a curtain-installing man for a sightless man as she opens the door without a towel.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:58:17 +0000

I liked both of them alot! The second one was kind of predictable but still funny.