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I’ve once read a funny surgeon story about the worst statements a surgeon says before surgery. And as I search Y!A I could not find it. So can anyone help me place a link on that site in Y!A? Thanks.
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Hearing positive statements while in a suggestible, semiconscious state will help patients recover faster and with less pain. I suggest that all near and dear relatives of those about to undergo serious surgery request the anesthesiologist to make some healing statements like. “”After this operation, you will feel comfortable and you will heal very well,” so that the patient can hear it just before loss of consciousness. This helps the patient a lot!!!.
I dont know, but heres a somewhat similar one:
A woman just got out of surgery, and she tells the receptionist, “The surgeon did a good job, but I didnt like the 4-letter word he said.” Concerned that the surgeon might be cussing, she says, “what was that”? The woman said, “He said ‘oops’”.
I doubt if its what u had in mind, but oh well…
Unsure, but I saw a list of medical terms doctors use to insult patients.http://www.cracked.com/article_16302_8-m…