Milkman, Lawyer, And Doctor Joke?

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QUESTION:

A man is going home. When he gets to his door he hears his wife yell, “No john, dont do it!”. When he gets inside, he sees a Doctor, a Lawyer, and the Milkman around his wife. His wife is dead. How does he know the milkman killed her? The husband doesnt know these people and has never seen them in his life. How does he know the milkman did it?

11 Comments so far

  1. Saintly Sinner on February 22, 2010 2:47 am

    The milkman is the only male…?

  2. newlilia on February 22, 2010 3:06 am

    i know because the wife said jonh don’t do it and he says the milk guy killed her and he delivers milk . but i still don’t get it

  3. Lepke on February 22, 2010 3:56 am

    Either:
    - the milkman is the only male (the doctor and the lawyer are women) or
    - the milkman has a uniform that indicates that his name is John

  4. ~Gemy-?- on February 22, 2010 4:19 am

    The Milkman is the only male which indicates he’s John…

  5. JohnDoe on February 22, 2010 4:20 am

    how is this a joke?

  6. mimic man on February 22, 2010 5:15 am

    if he hasnt seen them than how does he know what there jobs are
    a star for trying

  7. heyward h on February 22, 2010 5:45 am

    he know his name is john

  8. ??????°? on February 22, 2010 6:11 am

    he milked her dry :P

  9. Heather on February 22, 2010 6:11 am

    this is dumb

  10. Your New Best Friend on February 22, 2010 7:00 am

    i dont know. you tell me.

  11. Bleeding on February 22, 2010 7:50 am

    idk
    Tell us the answer



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