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An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me.”
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, “I only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 to repair the roof of the church.”
“Well, since we’re confiding in each other,” said the doctor, “I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new X-ray machine for the pediatrics ward at the hospital which cost $20,000.”
The lawyer was aghast. “I’m ashamed of both of you,” he exclaimed. “I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, I enclosed a check for the full $30,000.”
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very clever and very good
shooting star for the lady>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
I like it a lot. Starred!
One of the best jokes ive heard for a long time .well said .Certainly tell my mates that one.
funny lol
hahaha
lol
I liked it. I put a smile on my face.
yeah that made me smile
=)
Took a moment to register and then sorry I didn’t find it funny.
why don’t sharks eat laywers?
Proffesional courtesy !
LMAO!
not funny…
but it did make me smile…
Funny! 10!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahaha good joke. Thanks for sharing. lol
typical xxx pmsl xxxx
that’s brilliant and I’m at law school training to be a lawyer
hahahah good one!!!!!
LMAO. Good one! lol.
a cracker hun, pmsl
have a star
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Funny
I like it!
pretty funny, i had to think about it for a minute and i don’t really like thinking
Now that is a good one. Very funny.