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A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution.
He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, “yes, I can put you right.”
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, “You swine, you gave me a woman’s ears.”
“Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man’s or a woman’s.”
“You’re wrong! I hear everything, but I don’t understand a thing
joke 2
During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted famous doctor was asked by a reporter:
“Tell me, Doctor, did you ever make any really serious mistakes in your career?”
“Yes, I did,” came the doctor’s reply with a heavy sigh . . . .
. . . . “I once cured a millionaire in one visit.”
joke3
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.”
Dan said, “Give me the good news.”
“They’re going to name a disease after you.”
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The 2nd one is the best! Haha poor doctor missed out on some more $$$
Man goes into a doctors office with a parrot on his head. The receptionist asks ” how may I help you”. The parrot says “how do I get this guy off my ***”?
Corny, but cute.
LOL i like #3 lolzzz
LOL!! luv the 2nd one!! it made me crack up!!!
all of them rock!