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1.It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy “Why are you tardy,” the boy replies “I’ve been on Blueberry Hill” the teacher said “Take your seat.”
She asks the next boy why he was late. “I was on Blueberry Hill also” he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.
As the boys we’re sitting down a girl arrives in.
“Let me guess”, said the teacher. “You where on Blueberry Hill also”
“NO…. I am Blueberry Hill” replied the girl.
2.A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight.”
The woman says, “So do I. You’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”
3.Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
Every once in a while, however, he’d hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: “Bob, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Let it go.”
But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality: “Bob, you’re a veterinarian!”
4.What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his his nose.
5.What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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I like the vet one a lot.
haha! they’re all really good
hahah these are gold , my mom will crack to the second one
lol i really liked 1 + 3