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QUESTION:

Banta comes home from work feeling bad about the day’s activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions.
Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievious side.
While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his head says, “Don’t worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their patients.”
Banta tosses and turns in reflection of his actions.
Again the voice says, “Don’t worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their patients.”
Feeling somewhat relieved, Banta begins to relax and feel better about himself at which time another voice in head says, “But you’re a veterinarian.”

31 Comments so far

  1. ~?Diana? on February 16, 2010 12:39 pm

    Lol.

  2. blondegy on February 16, 2010 1:10 pm

    …..,/.@$<*^^*((

  3. flygirl_ on February 16, 2010 1:57 pm

    that’s a very old joke…not very funny

  4. risky_19 on February 16, 2010 2:00 pm

    HAHAHA!!!
    HEHEHE!!!
    aw man…tt’s jus bad…
    funny…but bad…
    ur a ten outta ten for this joke…

  5. katarina' s. on February 16, 2010 2:13 pm

    So cool hilarious lol i totally like it, it is so cool man so here is one of mine who has a big belly (pregnat for the 2nd time)is a signer and is smelly?

  6. lady_ash on February 16, 2010 2:27 pm

    lol I give it a 6.

  7. Rannezea on February 16, 2010 2:54 pm

    Ha-Ha-Ha! That was funny. Never heard of that one! I can see why it is your most favorite joke! Good one. Thanks for the laugh! Have a nice day!

  8. Eternity on February 16, 2010 3:35 pm

    Yeah.It’s pretty good.I’d say 4 stars out of five.

  9. China doll on February 16, 2010 3:45 pm

    that sick but really really funny. out of 5 stars,5

  10. fae on February 16, 2010 4:26 pm

    haha!!! eww thats gross, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHahAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    its not as funny as some of my personal jokes though! I give it about a 6.9

  11. Ms Shantee' on February 16, 2010 4:44 pm

    It was ok

  12. nunovyor on February 16, 2010 5:15 pm

    nice

  13. michele3 on February 16, 2010 5:58 pm

    OMG

  14. keri on February 16, 2010 6:26 pm

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…

  15. pniccimi on February 16, 2010 6:53 pm

    Brilliant – it got a giggle out of me, and not many jokes manage that!

  16. ?LiL?Kit on February 16, 2010 7:14 pm

    aww man that was crude! Gotta give it a 6.5 though.

  17. Kevin M on February 16, 2010 8:14 pm

    lol thats so funny!!!! from a scale from 1-10 i say an 11

  18. psychoma on February 16, 2010 8:16 pm

    ****

  19. Brittney on February 16, 2010 8:58 pm

    hahaha, thats funny. good one. i’ll give it a 6

  20. I-rock on February 16, 2010 9:24 pm

    OMG…THAT WAS HILARIOUS…LOL

  21. anonymou on February 16, 2010 9:28 pm

    ……………………..heh

  22. ? on February 16, 2010 9:54 pm

    Thats funny.

  23. dog hearder on February 16, 2010 10:46 pm

    Warped and inappropriate.
    God bless

  24. jc7rc4 on February 16, 2010 11:03 pm

    nice i gonna use that joke.

  25. tiffany on February 16, 2010 11:29 pm

    funny 8 out of 10

  26. IC1 on February 16, 2010 11:31 pm

    Quite funny a 9/10.

  27. african queen on February 17, 2010 12:28 am

    thats a 20 if i rate it from 1 to 10

  28. sexychia on February 17, 2010 12:51 am

    Ewww, great joke. 8

  29. rawkstar on February 17, 2010 1:10 am

    holy sh**… thats all i can say.. lol ill say about a 7 1/2

  30. ac28 on February 17, 2010 1:38 am

    Eeww…thats kinda gross. lol

  31. RaMsIn on February 17, 2010 2:14 am

    ROFLMFAO



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