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guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,

“Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once,and I need something to keep me horny.. keep me potent.”

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label “Viagra Extra Strength” and says,

“Here, if you eat this, you’ll go nuts for twelve hours.”

The guy says, “Gimme three boxes.”

The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy goes up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants.The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man’s penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places. The man says,

“Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat.”

The pharmacist replies,

“You’re not going to put Deep Heat on that are you?”

The man says,

“No, it’s for my writs the girls didn’t show up.

18 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: Jack T

    haa nice

  2. Medical Jokes: Olivia

    excellent

  3. Medical Jokes: Tdzee

    haha i’ve got it, poor guy

  4. Medical Jokes: ?light ?bright

    …………………….

  5. Medical Jokes: Bianca

    hahah you never really told that to your mum did you?

  6. Medical Jokes: ‹?

    your mum liked it? haha!
    that’s funny :}

  7. Medical Jokes: puppymut13

    i don’t get it

  8. Medical Jokes: ¨°º¤ø„¸ COOPS ¸„ø¤º°¨

    great joke…

  9. Medical Jokes: Paciência

    lol

  10. Medical Jokes: Lilz W

    Ahaaa I like it xD

  11. Medical Jokes: arrrriba !!! welly boots

    ha ha happy mothers day to you too lol

  12. Medical Jokes: ??????? Be A Tie Buster

    10/10 got to hand it to you.lol
    enjoy

  13. Medical Jokes: kitkat

    Hilarious

  14. Medical Jokes: Venus

    Waaaaahahaha.

  15. Medical Jokes: Atlanta Braves fan

    yes I liked them they were funny

  16. Medical Jokes: An American Classic

    funny, very funny

  17. Medical Jokes: Kerry

    eww and lol

  18. Medical Jokes: Kitty Katty

    Makes my eyes water just thinking about it!





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