My Very Last Joke?

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QUESTION:

Well my friends it’s a sad day for me as I’ve been reported for the last time, so I’m leaving the site and I leave you as I found you all with a joke. I just cant understand why people report jokes, for those of you who number as my friends “Keep Smiling” and “Don’t let the bugger’s get you down.”
Good luck and good cheer to you all.
Jim.
Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-Ray, the
equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Ray’d instead.
“Oh, no! cried the lab technician.” Your reproductive organs
just received a dose of radiation!”
“What does that mean?” asked the worried young man.
“It’s serious,” replied the technician. “All your children will
be lawyers!”

31 Comments so far

  1. fidgetyf on September 29, 2009 8:05 am

    JJ you know you can’t leave this site….we love ya….I’ll be watchin for you popping up again.
    ps. I know all about violations lately; that’s why I ain’t been around either. There are a lot of ’sad’ people on here who wouldn’t know a joke if it hit them up the face!!!
    Don’t forget to email. I’ve sent my email address. Bye, my friend, for now :)

  2. Daedalus on September 29, 2009 8:14 am

    giggle!
    mail for you

  3. ?????xy is acid-tongued! on September 29, 2009 9:04 am

    Lol!
    I suggest you don’t leave us forever and just go on a break for abit, maybe?
    Pretty please with a cherry on top and chocolate sauce and sprinkles?

  4. babyblue on September 29, 2009 9:29 am

    You have mail…xxx..

  5. anissa r on September 29, 2009 9:52 am

    LOL………

  6. NEILISA **Shane's Mama** on September 29, 2009 10:17 am

    lol

  7. Teejay on September 29, 2009 11:00 am

    Ha ha funny one. Gonna really miss you though.
    :-) ))

  8. dom c on September 29, 2009 11:49 am

    ha ha ha ha!!!! i’m sorry you are leaving us, its a damn shame and it bloody pisses me off when folks report a joke, i mean come on, its a JOKE!!!

  9. Kel on September 29, 2009 12:29 pm

    Don’t let the people who have no sense of humor get to you…
    Hope to see you again on here in disguise!

  10. dream theatre on September 29, 2009 12:32 pm

    cool take care mate

  11. Betty B on September 29, 2009 12:57 pm

    Hilarious punchline!
    Sorry to see you go…but why don’t you wait instead, until your account is just deleted? Don’t you like surprises?
    I’m sure you can rise again from the ashes.

  12. Kanda *** on September 29, 2009 1:04 pm

    well jim, its the 1st time ive seen 1 of your jokes, no wonder youve had them locked up, ive copied your picture, so i can hang it in my Bog,when my pet ape goes 4 a Cr@p

  13. yahoo princess on September 29, 2009 1:19 pm

    how do you expect me to laugh at your joke when you are leaving us??????
    do as others have done before and start over again under a new account. just let us know so we can find you!!
    if you dont do that, i will hunt you down!!
    i need your jokes!!
    i need your jokes!!
    dont leave!!
    we will miss you and your jokes!!
    DONT GO!!!!!!!!

  14. funnygir on September 29, 2009 2:17 pm

    Jim. You’ve made more farewell speeches than… I dunno… Frank Sinatra or someone. (And more comeback appearances.) You’re turning into a regular Arnie. (I’ll be back!) lol!
    So, see you soon then.
    Bye (for now)

  15. mrswrigh on September 29, 2009 2:46 pm

    haha nicee
    =[[ dont goooo

  16. Brooke on September 29, 2009 3:37 pm

    Oh No!
    You will be sadly missed…………………………….
    :-(

  17. Luck dragon on September 29, 2009 4:12 pm

    ha ha ha funny
    thanks for a laugh
    10/10

  18. Nicey on September 29, 2009 4:27 pm

    I love your jokes. Don’t leave! I always read your jokes..

  19. LORRAINE D on September 29, 2009 4:33 pm

    That was very funny! It’s a shame yr leavin the sight! U do v.good jokes. Good luck 4 the future m8 and hope 2 get jokes from u soon x

  20. Posh Could Use Somebody on September 29, 2009 4:41 pm

    lmao!! 10/10 (and hes out with a bang!)
    You will be sorely missed!!!!
    I always read your jokes, even if I dont coment…
    You’ve always brightend my day!

  21. monkeynu on September 29, 2009 4:47 pm

    Yeah. Some people don’t know when its just a joke

  22. i love anne on September 29, 2009 5:16 pm

    nice one .sorry to see you go.you made a miserable old git smile a lot more.it wont be the same without you .cheers :-) here have a star .

  23. MALTENG on September 29, 2009 5:26 pm

    lol, hahaha, 10/10.
    Jim take care my friend and keep posting, we wll miss you.

  24. Angel x x x on September 29, 2009 5:41 pm

    sorry to see you going, have a star for the joke not that it matters!!

  25. Black on September 29, 2009 5:47 pm

    Good joke and thanks

  26. not singing the yahoo tune on September 29, 2009 6:21 pm

    jim what are yer talking about leaving, you cant leave….. mail me please

  27. SPUDULIK on September 29, 2009 6:36 pm

    i know what you mean some sad people on here
    as for the joke I LIKE IT
    LOL

  28. Lorde on September 29, 2009 6:51 pm

    I WOULD OF BEEN BETTER IF YOU ENDED IT WITH ALL YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE A BUSH. SIANA RA

  29. Mj on September 29, 2009 6:55 pm

    hahah that is freakin’ hilarious! ;]
    but seriously, don’t leave! that will be giving all those idiots exactly what they want! :[

  30. Bob R on September 29, 2009 7:55 pm

    Before you go, give me 10 points!

  31. only the truth on September 29, 2009 8:45 pm

    so glad your going




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