Nurse Joke, Worth A Star Or Not Folks?


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95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital.
He turns up two days later with empty jar.
Nurse asks why no sample?
He says sorry but i tried with my right hand,then with my left!
Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth,first with her teeth in, then with them out.
Then we got Ethel from next door to try! but it was no good we just couldn’t get the lid off the jar!!!

16 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: maisha

    Oh My God that’s awesome.

  2. Medical Jokes: pitta

    Hua..hahaha… … :-D
    It’s very funny… really…
    No wonder they needed Ethel from next door..;-)
    give star..

  3. Medical Jokes: PP

    lol

  4. Medical Jokes: Dan ?_?

    Very good – here’s a star.

  5. Medical Jokes: mari

    hehehehe

  6. Medical Jokes: Luck dragon

    ha ha ha funny
    thanks for a laugh
    10/10

  7. Medical Jokes: MALTENG

    hahaha, very funny.

  8. Medical Jokes: free the weed

    go on then, you talked me into it
    heres your star

  9. Medical Jokes: giggles

    hahah good one…. star!

  10. Medical Jokes: terry

    Very good

  11. Medical Jokes: puma

    another oldie doing it’s rounds :)

  12. Medical Jokes: ?Scottis

    lol…funny….nessie deserves a star..

  13. Medical Jokes: Gemma M

    Nice one, I Iiked that.

  14. Medical Jokes: liverpool fan MAN U SUCKS

    saw that joke comming

  15. Medical Jokes: ? Lesley ?

    good worth a star

  16. Medical Jokes: country bumpkin [sheep nurse]

    nice one s4u.





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