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		<title>Could I be having twins?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 16:18:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went for my first doctors appointment, and my doctor examined me. She said I was rather big for 9 1/2 weeks, and that it felt like I was further along. Before I saw the doctor, the nurse was joking with me saying get ready for those two bouncing babies. Could I be having twins? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How do I sound her out?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 05:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[oooooh, I likes my local vetinary nurse. She is loverly and she laughed at my awful jokes the other day when I picked up my cat. She smiled alot and made loads of eye contact &#8211; although I realise she does get paid to be nice but I thought there was maybe, just maybe something [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can you wish me a Happy Birthday please?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 09:18:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I made it! I&#8217;m 67 on 14th November [tomorrow] I was diagnosed with Aliens in my plumbing [Bowel Cancer] in 2001 and had 6 months of chemo after op, then it came back and was discovered in both my lungs and my liver in September 2005 so I had another 6 months of chemo, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>i know you liked them other jokes so here is the best one ha ha ha?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 20:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Welshman, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is this the cream of blond jokes&#8230;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 09:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very well-built young blond lady was lying on her psychiatrist&#8217;s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. &#8220;I tried to be an actress and failed,&#8221; she complained. &#8220;I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>a few viagra jokes funny or not?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 01:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man at a nursing home took Viagra and went to the lunch room, where the residents were playing Bingo. To get their attention he yelled out, &#8220;SUPER SEX!, Super Sex!&#8221; The ladies yelled back: &#8220;I want the SOUP!&#8221;, &#8220;Soup, Please.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;d love some soup!&#8221; Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat. New [...]]]></description>
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		<title>a few viagra jokes folks yes or no?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 18:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man at a nursing home took Viagra and went to the lunch room, where the residents were playing Bingo. To get their attention he yelled out, &#8220;SUPER SEX!, Super Sex!&#8221; The ladies yelled back: &#8220;I want the SOUP!&#8221;, &#8220;Soup, Please.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;d love some soup!&#8221; Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat. New [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHAT ABOUT THESE 2 JOKES TO FINISH TODAYS JOKES WITH?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 04:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, &#8220;You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.&#8221; Replied the widow, &#8220;I nursed him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>u want more jokes u say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2011 23:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bath. One of them was washing her private parts and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched the patient &#8216;down there.&#8217; They tried it again and sure enough, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jokes: Amusing or not?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2011 15:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bert &#038; Mabel in nursing home. Bert says &#8216;I&#8217;m leaving you 4 Ivy cos she holds my will all night &#8216; Mabel says &#8216;But so do I&#8217; Bert says &#8216;Yes but shes got Parkinsons&#8217;. and It was the happiest day of my life. Arrived at the church. Wife waiting ar altar. Walked up the aisle. [...]]]></description>
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