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During the Soviet times, a teacher in Russia was teaching a class of small children about the world they live in. She pointed to a map of the Soviet Union and said:
“This is the Soviet Union. It is a worker’s paradise where every man and woman has a job. They have decent housing, schools and healthcare. Everyone in the Soviet Union is happy.”
She then pointed to a map of the US:
“This is the United States of America. Here workers sometimes cannot find work. Some people are so poor they don’t have houses and even sleep in the gutter. They do not all have access to healthcare and as you can imagine, not everyone in the US is happy.”
She then noticed a little girl crying her eyes out in the front row.
“Marina Petronovich, why are you crying?” she barked.
Marina rubbed at her eyes:
“I want to live in the Soviet Union….”
DJ – a teacher in Russia…DOH.

5 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: Jade T

    ha ha

  2. Medical Jokes: D J

    don’t get it. is she teaching in russia or usa?

  3. Medical Jokes: thuglife

    was that supposed to be funny?

  4. Medical Jokes: Pepper

    Why does a vampire have no friends?

    He is a pain in the neck!!!

    from a Xmas cracker – the short ones are bettre – yours is way too long to read!

  5. Medical Jokes: JAM123

    Good one.!!!
    Pipe dreams of the old Soviet Union.!!!





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