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Please tell me this is a joke, please tell me that humans really aren’t this stupid….?
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I found this while searching through some crazy ultra consevative Christian website (I posted that website as well at the bottom of page if you want a quick laugh, which will soon turn into horror as you realise how full on these freaks can be).
Anyway in their links column they have a link to the – (wait for it)
Flat Earth Society
(http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm)
for people who really believe the world is flat and that it is just a great big consiparcy that people say it is round. There is also a Fixed Earth Society (http://fixedearth.com) for people who think the universe revolves around us still.
Is this just some great big joke kinda like the Flying Spagetti Monster (no disrespect intended pastafarians) which everybody gets but me, or are they actually serious. The websites and forums do seem kinda genuine. Have others heard about them and I’m just a little behind the 8 ball?
Should I be scared….?
Source website : http://calvinists4conservatism.wordpress.com/
Does she like him or me?
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Ok so theres this girl and I like her, and she showed lots of signs of liking me too. The other day she was sitting behind my 2 friends (I was sitting somewhere else in class) and she doesn’t like one of my friends, so my other one was annoying him with her, and she was laughing alot with him and seemed to think he was very funny and stuff.. and in dancing she was laughing with him when they danced because he is kind of un co-ordinated.
Can a girl like a guy just because he’s funny to dance with and he makes good jokes at his own friends? I’m confused to whether she likes him or not. And he definitely likes her, which is the problem for me, becuase I do too.
How would you interpret this comment please.!would you think it rude.?
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I was having a joke with a male friend i have known for years.we have had a sexual relationship from time to time but not for a while. but today he really upset me when i jokingly said to him I have visions of you on your knees begging i’d love to see that. his reply was ”Don’t hold your breath” now i’m not sure if he was being a smart arse or he really ment it to be nasty should i read anything into it or just let it go.?
Chaoda’s “Laugh it out” section- your say*?
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hahahaha! dont you love to laugh?
i made this section for your enjoyment. post something really funny so the world can see your comedy talent. ALSO, you get to laugh your head off at other people’s posts.
No rude or offencive jokes please. Anything funny that everyone will enjoy will be great.
have fun!
~Chaoda~
why do a lot of chrisitans think Obama is a Muslim and a terrorist?
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why do they think Obama is evil? why? I was watching his speech at a dinner and John McCain was there and they were making funny jokes about each other. Obama has a funny Sense of humour and is very Intelligent person. and then I hear from other christians Obama is supporting terrorists. That is Bull cause Obama is against it. Is it just fundies that like to call Obama this?
get this all some chrisitans think that God showed them Obama will be assasinated get that.
he should have kept his name to steve and then maybe he would not be targeted as much. I have no idea why he changed his name to a muslim name excpecially if he is a christian strange.
Rocky yep I agree this world the way it is may all come to an end within 20 years and this is starting to worry a lot of people. and I do not blame them, excpecially with the financial crisis
Kenzie I agree yes a lot of them are racist. Go Obama. Macain is too old to be president and just because he has more experience does not make him smarter
I blame Jane wow I did listen to that link and I was very shocked. and to hear that he supports gay couples and yet calls himslef a christian that is condrodictory, wow, and then to say if one of his daughters got pregnat he said why should she be punsished with that baby of course talking on abortions he supports, so yea sis how can he call himself a christian when he says this stuff, thanks sis for the info I needed to see that. well looks like the US is in trouble if obama becomes president. hey all please go and watch the link I blame jane put up you will be shocked like I was.
i ant know I did not know most of his family was still a muslim I thought they conveted to Jesus as their Lord and Saviour. well to me he sounds like a wolf in sheeps clothing. Get ready for the coming of the antichrist in the near future and I am not talking about obama although he has all the charatceristics but it shows what is around the corner all
Who likes vincent/virgil in pro-wrestling?
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Remember this guy? He was Million Dollar Man’s bodyguard Virgil in the wwf and then stood up to him and became a singles wrestler. Later he joined WCW where he was an NWO member and later a member of the west texas rednecks. Ive been a pro-wrestling fan since i was born and this guy i have completely overlooked because of how obscure he is. He has no personality, non-exciting in-ring wrestler and usually get bossed around and bullied by his allies and beaten up by his enemies. These are good reasons to be obscure but i realised the beauty in him recently. These reasons make him a very funny wrestler. This also makes him unique. Every manager or wrestler had at least had one element to their gimmick that was entertaining, Vincent was the only one who appeared in top story lines for a long stretch of time that had no entertainment value. This makes him quite unique. I automatically tried to search for videos of him after realising this and as soon as i see him on screen i explode with laughter when i see how plain he is. How his team mates make a joke of him. How he gets beaten up all the time. How he thinks he is cool and ‘in’ but the fans and other wrestlers dont think so at all. This makes him very funny. All these years i overlooked him because how boring or obscure he was, but recently i found this fact makes him very funny and entertaining. His WCW days i find him the most funniest. When fellow NWO members would make jokes out of him and throw him into their opponents so he would get beat up and they wouldnt save him. Does anyone else find him very hilarious. I want to see more videos of him now but i cant seem to find many of his WCW days only his WWF days on youtube. If anyone finds videos of his WCW days tell me, and watch them yourself, if you take what i said above into consideration you will find him quite funny.
I think you’s are all missing my biggest point. Who can see the comedy and entertainment value of this wrestlers unique obscurity rather than find him boring or overlook him because of his obscurity.
Why does my boyfriend try to leave me out of conversations?
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Everytime I walk with my boyfreind to go meet his freinds
(Joe, Michael and Rossie), they always try to exclude me out of nearly every coversation by either saying a rude joke about me or my boyfreind in bed or just totally not to pay any attention at me at all!
And I’ve already noticed that hes been talking behide my back and when I try to ask him what hes been saying he says your just imagining it! I am starting to worry about (Nicolas) my boyfreind.
Hes knowen these people from the age of 15 and I’ve only knowen him for one year ( he’s 23 ) we meet in University.
Everytime we’re not around his freinds, he turns into a normal, plesant person. Everytime we’re with them, he turns into something I dont even know of myself.
So can anyone give me some support or help for what I should do to solve this problem?
A guy at work asked me if i wanted some of his banana…?
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i was in the break room and he said “what are you having for dinner” i said “im not sure, i have to go get something and i dunno if i can be bothered” he was eating a banana and said “you can have some of my banana if you like”
i had to look away coz i wanted to laugh. did he mean it as a rude joke or was he serious? he had a straight face !!
funny or not ??? (joke)?
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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, ‘Good morning and welcome to Kmart, nice children you’ve got there. Are they twins?’
The stupid ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: ‘Of course they bloody aren’t! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they’re twins?….. Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?’
‘Absolutely not,’ replies the greeter, ‘I just can’t believe anyone would shag you twice!’
EASY +10 POINTS!!! Just Make Me Laugh?
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Ok the deal is the first one to make me laugh wins…
it can be any jokes, rude, rasict, sexist, ANY JOKES!!!!
i dont care what you put in just who makes me laugh first wins…
FIRST IN BEST DRESSED… now play nice children…
How funny is this joke?
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It seem an old rabbi, in seeing his son graduate from high school, wanted to know what be the youths plans. He called the son into his study and questioned him. “Son, I vish to know, what kind of career are you going to have”? The rabbi laid on a table three items, a 0 bill, a fifth of Jamesons and the good book. He looked to the boy and said, ” Ve need to know your future. If you take the 0 bill, you will become a gambler, and that is very terrible. If you take the fifth of Jameson’s, you will become a drunkard and that too is very, very bad. But…If you take the good book, you will become a rabbi, like you Papa. The young lad’s mind was blank. He was just out of high school and he did not yet know what he wanted to do with his life. After a few minutes of trying to think, he finally decided there was only one answer. The boy took the 0 bill and put it in his pocket. He picked up the Jameson’s in one hand and with the other grasped the good book, put it under his arm and quickly left the room. The old rabbi was stunned. He could not understand what had just happened. Then all of a sudden his eyes grew wide, he jumped to his feet, and slapping the side of his face he cried, “Oy Vay… He is going to become a Catholic Priest!”
Is he joking around? MAJOR ADVICE NEEDED!!?
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last night, me and male friend were talking on msn, his mates where there, but he said they had gone downstairs, so we could talk…he asked me to flash, but i didnt, he started saying i was beautiful and pretty, and had amazing eyes, and a gorgus smile etc, etc…
at first i thought he was doing to make me flash to him, we were just messing around, BUT when he was about to sign offline he sent me a message saying ‘i wasnt lieing then you really ar beautiful’ then signed off leaving ‘cya xx talk to you later xx’.
i was just wondering if he likes me or just wants me to flash, but while we were talking he said he really does respect women and me, im thinking if he really does then why is he asking this?
btw i do like him, hes funny, and cute, and appently s not like other guys…heard i all befre though…
im really confused, hes so nice to me and stuff. he said he wanted me to because he was horny and i was hot…? but his mates were there, 2 of his mates….but notin the room? i dont know if he was joking about everything, or he likes me and was trying to look manly? or if he doest like me and just wants me to flash….he is a really nice guy, hes says stuff like this to me all the time…but hes never said that i was beautiful and pretty…. need advice quick… 
BTW i am 14 and hes 13 and 14 soon…and yeah im a girl and hes a guy… :L
How do I stop being ditzy?
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I excel at academics but fail at common sense. At my fast food part-time job I always make blunders (like mixing up orders or giving customers the wrong change). And if I become panicked I lose all control over my thought process. I’m also very gifted at making gaffes, and am often the butt of people’s jokes. I don’t think that being a ditz is cute or funny, and I think it’s holding me back. How do I overcome it?
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