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why do a lot of chrisitans think Obama is a Muslim and a terrorist?
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why do they think Obama is evil? why? I was watching his speech at a dinner and John McCain was there and they were making funny jokes about each other. Obama has a funny Sense of humour and is very Intelligent person. and then I hear from other christians Obama is supporting terrorists. That is Bull cause Obama is against it. Is it just fundies that like to call Obama this?
get this all some chrisitans think that God showed them Obama will be assasinated get that.
he should have kept his name to steve and then maybe he would not be targeted as much. I have no idea why he changed his name to a muslim name excpecially if he is a christian strange.
Rocky yep I agree this world the way it is may all come to an end within 20 years and this is starting to worry a lot of people. and I do not blame them, excpecially with the financial crisis
Kenzie I agree yes a lot of them are racist. Go Obama. Macain is too old to be president and just because he has more experience does not make him smarter
I blame Jane wow I did listen to that link and I was very shocked. and to hear that he supports gay couples and yet calls himslef a christian that is condrodictory, wow, and then to say if one of his daughters got pregnat he said why should she be punsished with that baby of course talking on abortions he supports, so yea sis how can he call himself a christian when he says this stuff, thanks sis for the info I needed to see that. well looks like the US is in trouble if obama becomes president. hey all please go and watch the link I blame jane put up you will be shocked like I was.
i ant know I did not know most of his family was still a muslim I thought they conveted to Jesus as their Lord and Saviour. well to me he sounds like a wolf in sheeps clothing. Get ready for the coming of the antichrist in the near future and I am not talking about obama although he has all the charatceristics but it shows what is around the corner all
Who likes vincent/virgil in pro-wrestling?
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Remember this guy? He was Million Dollar Man’s bodyguard Virgil in the wwf and then stood up to him and became a singles wrestler. Later he joined WCW where he was an NWO member and later a member of the west texas rednecks. Ive been a pro-wrestling fan since i was born and this guy i have completely overlooked because of how obscure he is. He has no personality, non-exciting in-ring wrestler and usually get bossed around and bullied by his allies and beaten up by his enemies. These are good reasons to be obscure but i realised the beauty in him recently. These reasons make him a very funny wrestler. This also makes him unique. Every manager or wrestler had at least had one element to their gimmick that was entertaining, Vincent was the only one who appeared in top story lines for a long stretch of time that had no entertainment value. This makes him quite unique. I automatically tried to search for videos of him after realising this and as soon as i see him on screen i explode with laughter when i see how plain he is. How his team mates make a joke of him. How he gets beaten up all the time. How he thinks he is cool and ‘in’ but the fans and other wrestlers dont think so at all. This makes him very funny. All these years i overlooked him because how boring or obscure he was, but recently i found this fact makes him very funny and entertaining. His WCW days i find him the most funniest. When fellow NWO members would make jokes out of him and throw him into their opponents so he would get beat up and they wouldnt save him. Does anyone else find him very hilarious. I want to see more videos of him now but i cant seem to find many of his WCW days only his WWF days on youtube. If anyone finds videos of his WCW days tell me, and watch them yourself, if you take what i said above into consideration you will find him quite funny.
I think you’s are all missing my biggest point. Who can see the comedy and entertainment value of this wrestlers unique obscurity rather than find him boring or overlook him because of his obscurity.
Why does my boyfriend try to leave me out of conversations?
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Everytime I walk with my boyfreind to go meet his freinds
(Joe, Michael and Rossie), they always try to exclude me out of nearly every coversation by either saying a rude joke about me or my boyfreind in bed or just totally not to pay any attention at me at all!
And I’ve already noticed that hes been talking behide my back and when I try to ask him what hes been saying he says your just imagining it! I am starting to worry about (Nicolas) my boyfreind.
Hes knowen these people from the age of 15 and I’ve only knowen him for one year ( he’s 23 ) we meet in University.
Everytime we’re not around his freinds, he turns into a normal, plesant person. Everytime we’re with them, he turns into something I dont even know of myself.
So can anyone give me some support or help for what I should do to solve this problem?
A guy at work asked me if i wanted some of his banana…?
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i was in the break room and he said “what are you having for dinner” i said “im not sure, i have to go get something and i dunno if i can be bothered” he was eating a banana and said “you can have some of my banana if you like”
i had to look away coz i wanted to laugh. did he mean it as a rude joke or was he serious? he had a straight face !!
funny or not ??? (joke)?
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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, ‘Good morning and welcome to Kmart, nice children you’ve got there. Are they twins?’
The stupid ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: ‘Of course they bloody aren’t! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they’re twins?….. Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?’
‘Absolutely not,’ replies the greeter, ‘I just can’t believe anyone would shag you twice!’
EASY +10 POINTS!!! Just Make Me Laugh?
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Ok the deal is the first one to make me laugh wins…
it can be any jokes, rude, rasict, sexist, ANY JOKES!!!!
i dont care what you put in just who makes me laugh first wins…
FIRST IN BEST DRESSED… now play nice children…
How funny is this joke?
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It seem an old rabbi, in seeing his son graduate from high school, wanted to know what be the youths plans. He called the son into his study and questioned him. “Son, I vish to know, what kind of career are you going to have”? The rabbi laid on a table three items, a 0 bill, a fifth of Jamesons and the good book. He looked to the boy and said, ” Ve need to know your future. If you take the 0 bill, you will become a gambler, and that is very terrible. If you take the fifth of Jameson’s, you will become a drunkard and that too is very, very bad. But…If you take the good book, you will become a rabbi, like you Papa. The young lad’s mind was blank. He was just out of high school and he did not yet know what he wanted to do with his life. After a few minutes of trying to think, he finally decided there was only one answer. The boy took the 0 bill and put it in his pocket. He picked up the Jameson’s in one hand and with the other grasped the good book, put it under his arm and quickly left the room. The old rabbi was stunned. He could not understand what had just happened. Then all of a sudden his eyes grew wide, he jumped to his feet, and slapping the side of his face he cried, “Oy Vay… He is going to become a Catholic Priest!”
Is he joking around? MAJOR ADVICE NEEDED!!?
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last night, me and male friend were talking on msn, his mates where there, but he said they had gone downstairs, so we could talk…he asked me to flash, but i didnt, he started saying i was beautiful and pretty, and had amazing eyes, and a gorgus smile etc, etc…
at first i thought he was doing to make me flash to him, we were just messing around, BUT when he was about to sign offline he sent me a message saying ‘i wasnt lieing then you really ar beautiful’ then signed off leaving ‘cya xx talk to you later xx’.
i was just wondering if he likes me or just wants me to flash, but while we were talking he said he really does respect women and me, im thinking if he really does then why is he asking this?
btw i do like him, hes funny, and cute, and appently s not like other guys…heard i all befre though…
im really confused, hes so nice to me and stuff. he said he wanted me to because he was horny and i was hot…? but his mates were there, 2 of his mates….but notin the room? i dont know if he was joking about everything, or he likes me and was trying to look manly? or if he doest like me and just wants me to flash….he is a really nice guy, hes says stuff like this to me all the time…but hes never said that i was beautiful and pretty…. need advice quick… 
BTW i am 14 and hes 13 and 14 soon…and yeah im a girl and hes a guy… :L
How do I stop being ditzy?
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I excel at academics but fail at common sense. At my fast food part-time job I always make blunders (like mixing up orders or giving customers the wrong change). And if I become panicked I lose all control over my thought process. I’m also very gifted at making gaffes, and am often the butt of people’s jokes. I don’t think that being a ditz is cute or funny, and I think it’s holding me back. How do I overcome it?
Friend invited other people I don’t know. Rude or not?
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So I was going out with my bffl who does not go to my school and it was supposed to be just me and her but then she invited these three guys from her school that I had like never met before so i sort of felt like wtf. And it was kinda akward cuz they all had all these inside jokes and stuff and so i was like whatevs and went home and then i told my other bffl and she was like nah and i was like yeah and she was like yeah and i was like nah and so i dunno like don’t you reckon that it was heaps bad cuz we hadn’t even seen each other in like ages but we call each other every night. And also she wasn’t going to invite them but one called and asked if they could come over and she was to scared to say no.
I Just Had To Ask…Why Does Anyone Care About The Grammar On Yahoo.Is Everyone Scholars?
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What could possibly be wrong with everyone..Who cares if the English is correct?Why is it such a big deal.. People scan for hours to see what questions they can find to answer ,yet they cannot answer anything in an intellectual way but they are so quick to correct someone’s grammar.I have been on computers far longer than most of you .. I was on them before home computers.I have never criticized anyone for their use of the language and now the English language has been so butchered by the use of short cuts on cellular phones ..What I want to know ..who gives a royal crap .. I mean really .If you can’t read between the lines and know whats being said don’t bother..You are insulting people and hurting their feelings because you don’t have the intelligence to see a need or answer a question nor the decency to avoid conflict because of a typo..I miss the old days when only smart people could use computers.People always apologized about spelling.I had a joke that i said I spoke fluent typo
This is suppose to be fun and entertaining but the morons that have to make rude comments ruins it for everyone.. Why can’t you make light of it and if you don’t have anything good to say just shut up?
Funny or what ????
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In the middle of a gynecology conference, an English and a French gynecologist are discussing various cases they have recently treated.
The French gynecologist said, “Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and ‘er cleetoris – et was like a melon!”
The English gynecologist replied, “Don’t be absurd, it could not have been that big, my good man, she could not have been able to walk if it was.”
To which the French gynecologist responded, “Aaah, you Eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size … I was talkeeng about ze flavour.”
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one of my jokes were rude, but as a 41yr old woman myself, i thought it was funny,?
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so whatever old dried up prune reported me, GO GET A LIFE, bet i get thrown off now, BYE everybody, nice knowing you 
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