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		<title>A joke concerning Dave?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 20:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dave was bragging to his boss one day, &#8220;You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.&#8221; Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, &#8220;OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?&#8221; &#8220;No drama’s boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.&#8221; So [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Have you heard the spaghetti joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 07:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. &#8220;But how will I let you know the baby is born?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For those of you that missed it the other day&#8230;had to share this joke with you. If you have not heard it&#8230;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I reckon you will like it! Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging to his boss one day, &#8220;you know I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.&#8221; Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, &#8220;OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?&#8221; &#8220;Sure, yes, Tom and I are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>joke:::::::::::?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 16:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>whore joke.?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[REAL LIFE STORY NUMBER 1 Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>bubba joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 14:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, &#8220;You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.&#8221; Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, &#8220;OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?&#8221; &#8220;Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.&#8221; So Bubba [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is not a joke but true!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Nov 2010 05:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A houseproud lady cleaned the bathroom and put, what she thought was toilet cleaner, around the bowl. Her husband, who was a smoker, came home and went to the toilet, he dropped the end of his cigarette into the bowl and Boom, burnt bottom. His wife heard the bang and came running to find him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Paramedics just found out me and my friends had some weed, will I get a criminal record?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 23:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I live in the UK, and Me and 3 friends were at my house and we had a bit of marijuana, (2 spliffs) and my friend chris only had one and then felt ill and went outisde because he felt weird. Then 10 minutes later we found him shaking on the floor saying he needs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>my Jacko joke, tell me what you think?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 11:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Latest reports from the hospital concerning Michael Jackson. it was noted by staff that as Michael Jackson was receiving CPR from the paramedics, that parts of his body were falling off. This has led to the remaining Jacksons releasing a new single called: &#8220;Head, Shoulders, wheres the nose, wheres the nose???&#8221; (did you sing along???),. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s your favourite Essex girl joke?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 09:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[mine is:- An Essex girl was involved in a serious crash; there&#8217;s blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she&#8217;s lying flat out on the floor. Medic: &#8220;OK, I&#8217;m going to check if you&#8217;re concussed. Sharon: &#8220;Ok&#8221; Medic: &#8220;Ok, how many fingers am I putting up?&#8221; Sharon: &#8220;Oh [...]]]></description>
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