Patient And The Nurse Joke!?


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The battle scarred and patriotic US soldier on his field hospital bed battling for his life. Considering that he might die at any moment he calls the duty nurse and tells her,
“I want to kiss the US flag before I die.”
Nurse says, “I am so sorry, there is none available right here, but rather than such a patriot like you, maybe you can kiss the flag tatoo which I have put on my a55.”
Soldier kisses the flag and says to the nurse………
“Ok turn around I want to kiss Bush too.”

3 Comments so far

  1. Medical Jokes: answerme

    That was a reaaaaal good one!

  2. Medical Jokes: Jason the juggernaught

    since my dad is in the military i find what u said to be insulting to American solders

  3. Medical Jokes: AR

    lol





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