Ken, an elderly gentleman shuffles into a drug store and asks for Viagra. That’s no problem,” says the pharmacist. “How many do you want?”
“Just a few, maybe four,” says the pensioner. “But could you cut them in four pieces?”
“That won’t do much good,” replies the pharmacist.
Ken looks at him and sighs…..”I’m 83 years old – I’m not interested in s*x anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pi*s in my shoes.”
A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on main street when the door of the hearse flys open and the coffin falls out then speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, “You got anything to stop this coffin ?”
Now, have you a daft joke to share please?